I’ve been thinking – what is my place in society? what is my purpose? Am I part of the great social sympathy pot that is disability. I will rely on handouts and help all my life and I hate it. I’m bored of being disabled.

There is, however, one chance. Stem-cells can cure all this – mend damaged tissue. Yet the thick cunts on the religious right have blocked this research, failing to understand that you don’t have to kill foetuses to get stem cells. These people really are stupid: most of them fat and greedy. I despise them.