I was in writing 1 today, and it turns out that we are goint to have a lesson or two on writiing online – blogging, fanfic etc. the tutor, however, claims sshe knows nothing about these things, so guess who she asked to write the smegging lesson.

ME!

“Matthew, can you make me a list of sited…?”

[derranged spastic laugh] she has no idea what she has got herself into!