Now I’m jealous! Apparently a few crips have got to go to Africa courtesy of the bbc. It’s not fair. They get to trek over sand dunes and stuff, while I get to watch the rain in alsager. I can’t even watch them.

Mind you, what’s the point of that program anyway. Crips going over deserts? So? If they want to film someone making a challenging trip, they can film me walking home from the bar. Now that’s challenging.

Day 1: matt starts walking home.

Day 2: Esther finds matt under a bush, still asleep.

Well, it’d be better TV than 99% of the crap they put on these days.