Everyone keeps telling me how great I am, so it must be true! I am a genius! My exhibition seems to have been a great success; both strangers and friends have been coming up to me and congratulating me on it. Apparently, it took up the majority of the discussion in a drama workshop, and I wasn’t even there. Best of all, my parents came to see it last night and loved it. All this makes me extremely happy, and my ego is now the size of Jupiter.

Send me the concubines now please!