It is as typical as it is ironic – if that isn’t a contradiction – that when I rolled up to use the fund finder software in the student advice centre, I was told that it was housed in a completely inaccessible part of the building. I need to find funding for my MA and was told this software could help me find people to ask. It’s typical its as if they don’t expect us crips to do master’s degrees. Mind you, I was once told I wouldn’t be able to do GCSEs and now look! Anyway, the staff there are looking for me, so, for the time being, I might go watch the cricket.