Two couples, one old one young, were walking round b and q. it’s a big massive store so they both manage to lose their wives. The husbands meet each other, and decide to seek their missing better halves together.

‘what does your wife look like?’ Asks the older man.

‘She has nice, long legs; blond hair and is wearing a short black dress. ‘ the younger man replies, ‘what’s yours look like?’ The older man thinks a moment, and then says ‘Oh, forget her. Let’s find yours!’