I just found something funny: in Uganda, home brewed beer is drank through a drinking straw called an Epi. According to this article, a new one-man-one-straw policy has had to be implemented to stop the spread of tb. Personally, I prefer two straws. Straws are the way forward! Mind you, mum won’t let me drink much now I’m home, very much to my chagrin, but that’s another story… I mean, I’m an adult! Why should my alcohol intake be controlled by my mum? It’s fucking stupid; one of the disadvantages of cp.