I found something quite interesting out today. I was talking to lyn dodd, head of just about everything around here, today. She told me that they have a report book which she reads, part of which concerns brandies on Wednesday nights. They put anything unusual in there – which of the footballers got naked, who fought whom, etc etc. she told me that I’m in there too.

‘Why?’ I asked, fearing that I’d done something bad but forgotten.

‘It just says that you went’ said lyn. I couldn’t help but chuckle. Why should my entrance to brandies be noteworthy? What might this book say? ‘Matt the campus cripple came, got drunk, was taken home at eleven.’? I mean, with the amount of insanity which goes on on a Wednesday in there, it isn’t as if they don’t have anything better to write about. But, oh wait, I’m special!