You know, ash millet makes an excellent martini.

Last night we held my birthday party on campus. It was a 007 themed party, and it was brilliant. Now, I know emberton north common room wouldn’t be bonds usual haunt, but you should have seen what my friends did with it! Silhouettes on the windows, and cool balloons with the 007 logo on them! As for myself, I felt a billion dollars in my suit – fresh white shirt, black bowtie, toy gun in my breast pocket. I felt like I was licensed to kill. Mind you, I gave up trying to come up with witty lines, and needless to say I didn’t try to imitate bonds misogyny, especially given most of the people there were women.

What else can I say other than it ruled! I had a great time, even though they insisted on playing ‘social’ drinking games, which commander bond would never do. Too crass. This could also explain why I don’t remember being put to bed.