Its official: I have too much crap. I have spent today trying to sort through it. I’m home from university, so the task I have now is to try to compress the contents of two rooms into one. I could, I suppose, leave it in the bags, but then I’d have to navigate round 3 big bags of assorted clothes and paperwork each time I enter my room. So I’m just taking a break from trying to put everything away, which isn’t going well: my shirt draw looks like a bomb has hit it. Moreover, I seem to have accumulated an extraordinary amount of girls clothes, which, although I love it, is causing me a problem. Where, exactly, does one put leotards? I must admit its getting silly.

Think I might just put the bags in the corner.