I was hungry last night due to my habit of forgetting about lunch, so I decided to do some spaggy bog. Lee came round, and I told him of my plan. He then kindly offered to take me to sainsburies to get the ingredients. We took mum’s recipe, so we could remember to get everything. I think Mayer found the idea of putting beans in the mixture rather dubious, so he only got a small can of beans.

I only noticed that something was amiss when we got home. What my friend had actually picked up was some beans and sausages. ‘oh well’ I thought ‘More meat.’

Lee insisted he could cook himself, and it actually turned out rather nice. It was a little dry – I think the bean juice from the full size can has a purpose. And I definitely prefer it without the sausages.

Mrs Waldron, our old life skills teacher at school, would be proud.