Not much happened today, but I’d like it made clear that electric wheelchairs cannot go faster than bikes or those silly two-stroke scooters. So, if you own either of these things, and you see me, do not try to race me. I know you’ll win, and I don’t care. I will, however, think you are an idiot and ignore you, for you are a stupid little chav with an IQ of a rodent. Please stop pestering me – I have no interest in racing you. This is all. Good night.