Rob is in the kitchen microwaving dinner. We just got home from a joint shopping trip (although no joints were procured). Like a married couple, we needed to get food in for over the weekend; the fridge is now well stocked with ready-meals, chocolate and beer. Yesterday, however, I had a very different problem: rob was missing. He’s usually waiting for me when I get home at 5, but yesterday, he wasn’t. I waited, and waited. Usually on such occasions I go get myself a pizza, but I didn’t really fancy it.

I ventured out either way, at about 7. however, I was surprised to see the canteen still open, so I swang around. There I bumped into about 150 school kids and their teachers. Apparently they were on a taster day, and had just finished their dinner.

So guess who got the left overs? For free!