It is turning out to be a slow, lazy kind of day. Me and Lyn both overdid it last night: we were having a bit of a celebration as I had had a bit of good news. The school I volunteer at run an event on AAC technology every year, and it seems they want me to be involved. They want to project manage some of the logistics, for which they said they would pay me. This Lyn and I thought cause for celebration, so we had fish and chips with champagne.

I had no school today, so we had a lie in. breakfast became lunch, and after that I flopped out on the sofa. This gave us a chance to watch Dancing on Wheels. Interesting programme: rather like strictly come dancing but with cripples. Interestingly, I noticed all of the cripples were the non-congenital type, and there were no spazzies! It’s a pity: I would be ace on that programme, I reckon. I once won a wheelchair dancing competition when I was 17. All you need to do to win is put your legs over the side of your chair and hurtle around like a maniac. Easy.