iPads are forever They are all I need to please me

Their apps scintillate and tease me

They don’t crash in the night,

I’ve no fear that they might

Fail me!

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This ain’t Nokia

What good would Android do me?

Apple never lies to me

They are cheap replicas who

It’s not worth going to

The shops for!

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iPads are forever, forever iPads are so clever, so clever

So clever! Apple forever?