It’s decidedly damp down in Devon

Rather wet in the west

Sussex is soaking Kent is floating and not much better for the rest

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the rain is constant in our island

It’s getting everyone’s goat

It keeps coming down,

Much more and we’d drown

Or else need a boat

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Summer can’t come sooner It’s going beyond a joke we’re tired of this rain

Yet no-one’s to blame

Athough Pickles might be the bloke

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We’re desperate for something drier

A bit of warmth would be nice

We’re tired of being wet

How much more can we get?

But for pollution this is the price.

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So sorry for the soaked south

But this is probably now our norm

We’re changing our climate And although I might rhyme it

I wrote this little ditty to warn.