Varnish on my fingernails

Put on Friday for fun

It best be off by tomorrow though

Before we see Dad and Mum

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It’s not that they mind or anything

In fact, they’ll probably laugh

Dad’ll just raise his eyebrow

And suggest I take a bath

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My nails do look good though:

All glossy, painted pink How I love being a tranny

To hell with what others think! ***

As I cruise the city in my chair

I overhear others talk

They think I lost a bet or something

But I’m just out for a walk

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My nails will be normal soon

It does not take long to go

My fingers will soon be boyish again

But ’till then, enjoy the show!