Oh, the promises those Apple guys make:

‘Our machines are safe. They never break.’

You can always trust a Mac, they say

They never freeze, viruses at bay

Why, then, is my Mac now dead, And I’m blogging on my iPad insetad?

Oh well, it’s not all bad:

There are certain advantages to be had.

I can blog in comfort, sat on the settee,

Trying to find rhymes while watching the telly!