The thing about xenophobes is, they’re too dim to grasp irony. According to this Huffington post piece, a woman who set up a petition for the closure of uk borders actually lives in spain. Apparently, it’s ok for us brits to live overseas, but we don’t want any dirty foreigners coming over here stealing our jobs, houses and women. My jaw drops with the stupidity of it; it would be funny if it wasn’t so drenched in hate.