I just turned my computer on, and it’s already becoming quite a good day. Sadiq Kahn has just been announced as Mayor of London. That means that, not only are we now rid of that absolute arsehole Borris Johnson, but we also don’t have that even bigger arsehole, Zac Goldsmith, replacing him. Both were absolutely loathsome tory p’tahks with clear xenophobic tendencies. At least now we have a decent Labour mayor who’ll hopefully make London a bit fairer and who’ll pay a bit more attention to the needs of members of minorities, rather than just sucking up to the millionaires in the City.