Farewell, Patel, you are quite Pritti; although most of what you say is truly shitty.

Getting into trouble in the Golan Heights

And then being fired in the middle of flights.

Still, one less Outist is just as well; It’s about time the whole government fell.

The mess they’re making is truly dire. If we’re ever going to get out of this mire we’ll have to get rid of the stupid cow May,

Forget about Brexit, and decide to stay.

So, farewell Patel, take Johnson too;

The country will be much better without either of you.