Apparently my old school, Hebden Green, appeared in this episode of Something Special, the beeb’s program for kids with learning difficulties. It was flagged up on Facebook, so I thought I’d watch it to see if I could spot anywhere I recognised. I think i saw one or two spots I know, although the old place must have changed quite a bit over the last seventeen years, but to be honest I was more concerned with working out what the hell the guy presenting it had taken. I know it’s a show aimed at kids with SEN, but the tone it takes is utterly bizarre: kind of like a very condescending acid trip.