You know the world has gone stark raving bonkers when the lying criminal currently calling himself our foreign secretary has to go on television in order to get the attention of the embarrassment to humanity currently calling himself the President of America. And when he does, the little creep doesn’t tell Trump to stop what he’s doing in Iran as any sane person would, or that abandoning the Iran deal would be catastrophic. Instead he tries to butter him up, spouting absolute shit about nobel prizes. As I have said before, Johnson should be rotting in jail for deliberately misleading the country over Brexit. The guy’s a criminal liar who thinks he has a right to rule because of the family he was born into. He should not be speaking for the UK but instead we have to watch him lick Trump’s arse in the most cringeworthy way.

At least we have the sunshine to distract us from this ridiculous spectacle.