Today will always  be remembered as the day the Pope got stuck in a lift.  ”’Pope Francis has apologised for arriving late for his weekly prayer in St Peter’s Square, saying he was stuck in a lift in the Vatican. The 82-year-old pontiff said he had been trapped in the lift for 25 minutes because of a power outage before he was freed by firefighters.” Mind you, it’s a bit odd that God would let such a silly thing happen to  the man supposed to be his earthly representative. Oh wait….what’s that you say?…Maybe  god doesn’t exist…..Now there’s a thought…