My thought chain in Costa this morning: “Dammit! Look at me, I’m disgusting! Cappuccino all over the table, crumbs all over the chairs. They won’t want me to come back here. [Looks to my right, sees a woman reading the Daily Mail] Meh, at least I’m not as disgusting as she is! Tory-supporting cow! [Devious, cynical chuckle] Better just keep quiet and drink my coffee.”