It seems that the British Isles have somehow suddenly moved from North-West Europe to somewhere in the Pacific Ocean. We must have – how else can you explain the fact that our politicians are now trying to strike a trade deal with states in Asia and the Pacific? Why else would we leave a trading bloc with our closest European neighbours, only to have to force our way into one based on the other side of the world? The country must have physically moved – there’s no other explanation for such abject stupidity. Then again, if the UK has been transported to the Balmy Pacific, why is it still raining, and still so cloudy? And why aren’t we all suddenly outside playing cricket and drinking beer? Don’t tell me that our politicians were so desperate to do whatever deal they could, they were forced onto a deal with countries we have no real links with, and which are so far away that importing and exporting goods is going to cost a fortune.