I honestly don’t think I’ve watched a television program with Philip Schofield since I was a child and he was presenting after school kid’s TV. I don’t give two hoots who he had an affair with, especially given there are so many far more worrying things going on in the world right now. Why, then, when I turned on the TV this morning in the hope of catching up with what’s going on in the world, Schofield was all they were talking about. If he had an affair with a younger man, surely it’s his business. At the very most, it’s worthy of a thirty second mention at the end of a news bulletin, but this morning it seemed to take up the entire hour. Have we all become so shallow that such irrelevant celebrity trivia is all we care about? And more to the point, why am I even blogging about this?