To be honest I’ve been pondering what to say here all day. By now, anyone reading this will be well aware of last night’s epic election result, so I don’t really need to break any news. Frankly, I’m just glad that we finally have someone with a shred of humanity to him leading the country. Starmer obviously isn’t perfect, but I’d choose him over any self-serving Tory scoundrel any day of the week. I’m just glad that the polls held true, so that perhaps now the country has a chance of getting back onto something resembling the right, socially just, outward looking track.

Mind you, having said all that, I’m not at all happy that three Reform p’tahks have been elected. Such xenophobic scum surely shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near parliament.