I’m afraid that all I have to say about last night’s ceremony is: yawn! After getting so excited and intrigued that we might see something incredible, all we got was the rather lame sight of Tom Cruise being lowered into the stadium on a rope and then riding around on a motorbike. This wasn’t the convention-breaking fusion of fiction and reality we got from Danny Boyle twelve years ago. I found it very disappointing: Paris had the opportunity to make our collective jaws drop, not just last night but in their opening ceremony too; instead, I think they just made us all yawn.