I heard in the news earlier that Donald Trump had held another rally in Butler, Pennsylvania, the very place where an attempt to assassinate him was made a month ago. As much as I try to shy away from conspiracy theories, I can’t be the only one who thinks there was something dodgy about that entire episode, can I? Of course, I know next to nothing about guns (if I was ever allowed to use one, there would be absolute carnage!) but surely any marksman firing from that range would have taken Trump’s head off. The fact that it apparently just grazed his ear, not actually wounding him severely but leaving him with a scarred ear which he could then show to people, seems a little too convenient for my liking. Trump wasn’t hurt, but was given evidence with which he could pedal his victim narrative. As much as I dislike conspiracy theories, I can’t be the only one to have noticed this. And now trump’s back in the very place where it all supposedly happened. Let’s put it this way: if I saw this story being played out in a film or television program, I would say it was stretching my suspension of disbelief.