The critical, important question I’m asking today is, should I shave? I genuinely cannot decide and would like to get people’s opinions.

I’ve been letting my facial hair grow for a few days. I was going to get John to shave it off this morning, but decided not to at the last moment. I think it kind of suits me. Of course, my parents would say that I definitely should shave, as I don’t want to get food, dribble or badgers tangled up in the hair; but I think it rather suits me in a Parisian intellectual sort of way. What does everyone else think?