Artscool, it must be said, was a huge success. It was also shattering. There were kids of all ages coming onto campus from throughout the Crewe area this week, and I was part of the squad of students who looked after them! I have never seen so many sprogs: they were all over the place.

I’m quite tired now, so I won’t write much. I’ll just say this week was a true credit to joss west-burnham, kerri tomkinson, and everyone involved.

now, though, I need my bed!

Okay, I freely admit I’m an extrovert. Or rather, I’m a damn fool: something in me wants to show off, regardless to potential cost to life and limb. Whenever there’s an opportunity to make an arse of myself, you bet I will.

I better explain. Every night this week there has been a performance at art school of some description. Local school kids come onto campus and perform either dance or drama or whatever. At the end of this evening, there was a little time left over, so a couple of my fellow MMU students went on stage and started to rap. I was sat by the ramp up to the stage, and suddenly the urge took me. I flew up the ramp; the defiant went up on her back wheels, I stopped on stage, dropped my lightwriter, picked it up, turned my hazard lights on and danced my head off!

Apparently, everyone loved it. I was cheered! My two rapping mates said I should do it again tomorrow, and told me not to apologise. It was fun, either way. Being an extrovert rules.

Today, I took it easy, having exhausted myself lugging chairs yesterday. It was, I think, a quieter day at art school, with fewer kids, so there was less to do. I spent most of the day at the stage, watching proceedings, or on the help desk, or zooming about campus offering help to people. Tomorrow, I’m due to be a student helpertype for Springfield school, who are coming in to perform. Springfield is a local special school – one must raise an eyebrow at the choice of yours truly as liaison for that particular school though.

I better not get political with them: they man not like me explaining away their schools right to existence.

Another long, tiring day it’s been. this afternoon we had to lay out 500 chairs on grass, which meant carrying (or dragging) them about 40 metres from their pile. I’m shattered: we cripple writers aren’t built for manual labour. it was fun though. must get to bed. for the reason why being a crip rules (or one of them) go here.

I’m out and about every day this week; believe it or not, I have a job (kinda). It’s at uni helping to look after kids in art school. They do performances, artwork etc, and we ‘student ambassadors’ just help out running and fetching. Today we had about ninety kids on campus; tomorrow there will be 400.

I need my rest. It’s going to be a long day! However, I promise to post a nice long rant here sometime soon – my blogs been crap recently.

ok, so what the feck is this?

had to be posted

David Cameron, I note was on Jonathon Ross’s show last night. To be honest, he came across as quite a decent guy. The interview made me re-think my attitude towards him – he seems genuine and I think he told the truth. Too much of politics is reduced to childish bickering, whereas it should be about adult discussion, and I think mr. Cameron made that point. I shouldn’t have called him names.

He has the air of a PM in waiting, just as Blair had. After that interview I am a little more comfortable with this, and less inclined to decry it as a facade. Yet the fact remains he is anti-inclusion: for this reason, I cannot support him. The simple fact is that special education ruins kids prospects in life, and inclusion, despite the claims of condescending parents who I frankly doubt understand the issue, is the best way forward. It is vital, of course, we implement it properly, but I genuinely believe it is the best option. I therefore cannot fully endorse Cameron, but the prospect of having him as PM seems, this morning, a lot less abhorrent.

Mind you, Ross was right when he pointed out that there isn’t a lot of difference between the two main parties these days. When Cameron is elected, it’ll just be Blair mark 2.

It has been a long day, and tomorrow will probably be even fuller. I’ve got a job helping kids do art, although i’m not sure I’m much help. Since i’m not very enthusiastic tonight, I’ll send you somewhere quite interesting instead

Blimey! I have never seen so many chavs!

I went to the pub with my neighbour, Mark, to watch the match last night. It was the first England game I had ever seen in a pub and it was quite5 an experience. The place was packed; I mean, chock full. Most people there were wearing red England shirts and odd trousers which were white and too short.

Here be chavs!

Truth be told, it was ok. Steve and jen turned up for the first half, and we talked for a bit, but then went: I think the place was too crowded. Me and mark were seated, so we could barely see any of the numerous screens dotted around the establishment – there were too many heads in the way. Mid you, we didn’t miss much, although the sheer intensity of the roar when England scored was something to experience.. amazing!

The match was not the best, but at least we are through.

I love my independence; these last two years at university have granted me more freedom than ever. The freedom to come and go as I please; to scoot over to the library; to go to the pub with my mates ad win the pub quiz; to stay up till nigh on midnight reading; to go to Chester to see my friends band (if your reading this, charlotte, when should I come again?); to go to discos dressed as a fairy; to hang around campus in a skirt; to do a billion things I previously thought impossible.

Yet while I love all this, I also feel the need to go home. I am, now , my own man, with agency, but I am also a son and a brother. In short I feel the need to collect the Diaspora of the goodsells: I want to sit again around the kitchen table drinking proper beer while both my brothers take the piss out of me and the I call physics a waste of time! I want to hug mum and dad. I want my father to read to me again.

It’s quite a coincidence that a week after I finish a book which focuses on whaling (as allegory or otherwise), it is reported that pro-waling countries have moved one step closer to lifting the ban. Frankly, I do not see the point. We have plenty of meat and no longer need spermaceti to fuel our lights. Why do they need to hunt the graceful leviathan once more? I hope one rams them!

Don’t they know they’re dangerous?

Further to my posting yesterday, here’s a link to a site which has the text of what appear to be most of the classics – anything from Aesop to sophocles, all free! amazing, this interweb thing, innit?

I was hanging around the pc rooms with steve this mornig, surfing randomly. We were on you tube, and look what I found. this clip – the first contact scene where picard quotes Moby Dick – I reguard as one of the finest sequences in all of cinema. Its finely written and masterfully acted. I love it, I cant reaklly explain why though.

Steve rules!

Although I love to actually own books – the physical objects themselves seeming to be possessed of a metaphysical aura – I recently found this site. It’s a huge collection of books re-printed online, and what is wonderful is it is free to access! Here , for instance, is moby dick; here is heart of darkness; and here is the u.s declaration of independence.

Go read.

Moby-dick got me thinking. In literature we have the plethora of humanity itself: books – indeed, all art – has the capacity to show us what it means to be human. It can illuminate the world, be it prose, play, poem, opera, painting or dance.

Thus, on Wednesday, I came to the conclusion that I should try as many of these art forms as possible. Not only should I read as many books as possible, but go to as many plays, galleries, operas etc as I can. Basically to see what the authors, through their various media, have to tell me.

It goes without saying that this extends to film and TV. Leaving aside contemporary work – for there there is no author – the exception to this is reality TV. This can say nothing to us, but simply is crass voyeurism and lust for celebrity. Thus, thinks I, how can I run away from this?

Thus on Wednesday I came to the conclusion that I needed to ground myself in the classics. In a way, Greek tragedy is about as far from big brother, culturally speaking, as is humanly possible. And besides, how can I call myself a homme du monde without reading the classics.

And that’s what I am doing: I went to the library and collected four books of plays. They’re only short, so I can whiz through one in a morning. Yesterday I read king Oedipus by Sophocles.

Only problem is, its dry and miserable stuff! Shakespeare could sometimes be humorous (think the porter scene in Macbeth; a few of caliban’s lines in the tempest); Melville had his funny lines too. Most writers, no matter how serious their subject matter, add at least some touches of humour to there work. Not so the Greeks! In Oedipus, the main character pokes his eyes out! They really should lighten up, and I hope they get more cheerful.

I was in the pub last night and I managed to catch the ITV news after the Germany/Poland game. They were coveting the paedophile story. I know it really is quite scandalous, no doubt about that, but I hate the way David Cameron looks so smug. It’s as if he knows he’s scoring points.

Well, this problem would have been even worse under the Tories. It is only now labour put the appropriate checks in place that we can grasp the extent of the problem; same goes for immigration, although that isn’t a ‘problem’. Thus I wish mr Cameron would wipe that stupid grin off his stupid mouth.

The Tories haven’t changed; they can’t without distancing themselves from their core voters, so Cameron’s show of compassionate conservatism is just that – a show! Beneath it, they’re the same old party which brought so much strife to this country before Labour sorted everything out. I just hope other people see that.

the problem to which I referred earrlier seems to have righted itself.

odd

Something is up with my rollerball. it is misbehaving. luckily, I think its tempory, but it really has pissed me off – I’m using keyboard commands.

what really does irritate me is when myy neighbour starts playinbg music – chav music. the type everyoe is listening to, thinkig theyre original when theyre just being sheep: part of the crowed. kieser chiefs are so uncool.

to remidy my pevedness, I just put hendrix on full volume, now jupiter’s playing. hopefully the zarking mouse will right itself soon. loud music cures all ills at least tonigt is pub night!

Last night I finished reading Moby-dick, and I doubt if I will ever read a finer book. i suppose the character I feel the most for is poor Starbuck, the first mate: he warned Ahab that what he was doing was insane, and I actually think there was a glimmer of hope when they both looked into each others eyes over the side, but Ahab was Ahab, and Ahab must have his whale! He knew that what he was doing as insane, but he was too wrapped up in the idea of revenging himself to stop. The first mate, Starbuck, should have killed him – he had a chance – but he was too much of a man of honour. As much as he wanted to see his wife ad son again, his sense of duty was too strong. I really feel for him, and, in a way, admire him.

Not for nought is Moby-Dick called one of the greatest books ever written. It is so layered, ranging from episode to episode, symbol to symbol, myth to myth that it begs to be re-read, and I plan to in a while. It is just so packed with thought-provoking metaphors, allusions to classical literature, and the most magnificent use of language that I was barely qualified to read it. Nevertheless, next time I’m asked what my favourite novel is, I’ll say Moby-dick.

I cannot give it a proper review after just one reading. I will, however, say this: Herman Melville, although at one stage poignantly predicting that the sperm whale would never become extinct, in a passage which jars against the conscious, was ahead of his time. In his book, we see the Piquod, under the megalomaniac Ahab, but today we also might see America itself on it’s own quest for revenge. The question is, is there a Starbuck who will stand up and stop the old man before it is too late?

[quote=”BBC news”url:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/5068606.stm”%5DThe suicides of three detainees at the US base at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, amount to acts of war, the US military says.[/quote]

I’m sorry, but I don’t see how suicide can be an act of war unless you are so desperate to stir up patriotic support for your poxy damn fool war that you’ll say anything!

What…

Just what?

It is, most definitely, too hot. It’s a peculiar thing about the English that we crave the heat all year, and when high summer finally comes, we flake out and start complaining about the heat. I must admit, I’m the worlds worst for this – I keep thinking ‘when will summer come?’ then, when it comes, long for cool rain.

Possibly the best thing about summer is cricket. Long, lazy afternoons, watching a game slowly unfold, beer I hand. There is nothing better: watching the tactical battle between bowler and batsman, as the…

Hold up. Apparently, if memory serves, a few men are playing football in Germany. This will mean the capital sport that is cricket will be ignored. Humbug! Thou ball-kickers, I gesticulate noisily at you!

Seriously though, I think I speak for us all when I say COME ON ENGLAND!

Woohoo; today my blog exceeded 100,000 hits! thatd definitely a milestone, but uite why all you lot want to read the garbage I post here is beyond me!

seriously, though, thanks for reading; lots more ramblings to come.

There is nothing I loathe more than bigotry. Today, I read on grouchy old cripple that islam could be considered a cancer. I am, I should point out, an atheist, and view all religions with concern, but the fact that this fool-of-a-blogger singles out Islam enrages me. It’s like me calling all Americans warmongers, just because bush is. There are fools in every tribe of man, but we shouldn’t hate all because the actions of the few. I like Americans; I have a few American friends. I have a Muslim mate, a nicer chap you will never meet. I’m quite sure that we all know people of different faiths, and we all get on peaceably. Why, look at Ishmael and Queequeg, from Moby dick (incidentally written by an American).

I do not hate anyone as a people; I just hate bigots.

Given the date, I thought I might link to this. it’s a bbc article about the day tv was switched back on. I love the popular folklore about the mickey mouse cartoon how like auntie, symbol of the stiff upper lip, to equate the second world war to a ‘rude interruption’?

I was rather confused when I saw Christmas decorations up in the canteen this morning. It struck me as odd, but then it left my mind – I had bigger things to ponder, like breakfast. The matter was not resolved until it thickened even further, when I entered the canteen to see the staff decked out in festive garb serving turkey for tea. Had I overslept by 6 months? No: it was the hottest day of the year.

This almost pythonesque scene was explained when one of the kitchen staff explained that the had surplus figgy pudding which needed eating. I collapsed into giggles, and asked for the stuffing.

Perhaps I sometimes forget my parent’s perspective. this is the extremely well written blog of an American with a young VOCA-using child; some entries illustrate how very concerned he is for his daughter, and how worried he is for her future. While I have no doubt that the child in question will succeed in whatever she may care to attempt, to a dad this may not be clear. The result is a poignant, beautiful blog. a great read

I suppose I better say something about ‘Pete’ from big brother, as apparently he has tourettes. I am, of course, all for increased portrayal of disabled folks in any media, as, by and large, I believe increasing the profiles of us cripples will lead to less prejudice towards us. This much is fairly obvious. However, I believe big brother is being very cynical in including a person with tourettes in their circus, as I have no doubt that they intend this ‘Pete’ fellow to exhibit the behaviour commonly associated with tourettes – the verbal twitch – for their own gratification. ‘Oh look, this chap cant stop swearing; isn’t it funny?’

In short, they’re taking the piss. Admittedly, the guy volunteered to go into the house, but no doubt he was chosen for his ‘comic’ value. It is as if we have not progressed from the days of the elephant man. Thus, this kind of representation will stifle rather than enhance understanding of disability.

Needless to say, I have nothing but contempt for the makers of this programme, those fools who seek fame my going on it, and the countless thousands who watch it. Why do we need this mindless drivel on our televisions? It teaches us nothing, it says nothing. It’s just cheap and pathetic: we could be watching a great drama which exposes a truth about being human, as all great dramas do; we could be watching a documentary showing us the wonders of our planet. Fiction or not, television can teach us things, but instead we are supposed to watch a few ninnies in a house. Its absolutely stupid.

Perhaps me and Esther should both get pigtails and pinafore dresses, for we were both jumping about like schoolgirls. A big wasp entered my room this morning and it might as well have been the Devil itself. We were both petrified, especially when it landed on my jumper. Esther ran out of the room, for a second I wondered what to do as I watched it crawling over me, then I decided to run out of the bungalow. Then I thought that it had disappeared, so I decided to go back in, but Esther said it was on my collar. At that moment I was almost I was almost wetting myself, I took my shirt and top off and threw it into the spare room. Both the wasp and my jumper are still in there, as we are both too scared to go and retrieve it.

I think pigtails would suit me.