I’m sorry, but I just have to flag this up – it’s just too funny not to. According to an article in the Guardian, MI6 has posted a presumably fake job advert on the direct.gov website, looking for ‘target elimination specialists’ who ‘will receive all necessary equipment, including passports, special watches, jet packs, mini submarines and a Walther PPK.” Needless to say, I’m considering applying, but I may need to forgo some of those martinis, as much as I like them.

Thanks to John white for sharing that with me!