Ding dong, Shapps has gone;

Well, someone had to take the fall.

Bullying at tory HQ is rife,

But when some poor shmuck takes their life

The press will start to call.

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The workings of Milbank are quite clear

”Old boys network, don’t you know?” They don’t like us to pry but when they start to die, one of them has to go.

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It’s time we ended this cabal

This elitist party born to rule A party of bullies and toffs who look down at us and scoff

Let’s break up this group of fools.