I saw my friend Dan yesterday, who complemented my new golf ball. Just over a week of using it and I’m definitely converted. In fact, I’m now considering starting a collection. After all, my first one is bound to fall off and roll away sooner or later. What I now want is golf balls which suit my personality or mood. I remember at school my friend donno had one painted like a pool eight ball. That isn’t quite my style: I’d rather have one which looked like the planet Earth or perhaps Mars, or, better yet, the Klingon home world Qo’nos. The question is, where do I possibly find one.