Last night I set up a Google alert for Patrick Stewart and Star Trek. To be honest I haven’t been this eager for news about something since the announcement of 007’s involvement at the London Olympics or the reunion of Monty Python – I might be even more excited this time. I haven’t written anything about it on here before now because there isn’t really anything definite to go on: there is speculation that Picard might appear on Discovery in a cameo, or as an admiral in his own series, or as a tutor in a series about Starfleet academy. As you can imagine, the fans are going crazy trying to glean anything they can from the sparse information we have at this point, and I better not join them. Nonetheless, this is a news story I will be keeping a very, very close eye on: the possible return of Picard, my favourite Star Trek character, has me squealing like a kid on Christmas morning. I just can’t wait until we get a first glimpse of Stewart back in that role, or even striding up to a replicator and uttering the immortal line once again: “Tea, Earl Grey, hot.”