After writing my entry yesterday I realised I was getting a bit glum, and what we all could do with right now is a bit of levity and humour. We’re all stuck at home getting bored, but that doesn’t necessarily stop us having fun: dire situations are often the easiest to take the piss out of. Realising that, I had an idea and got to work. It took a bit longer than I expected, and in the end I had to leave it for this morning to finish. It isn’t perfect, and some of the rhymes don’t work, so see it as a first draft; but please let me know what you think of this. Apologies, of course, to Eric Idle.