Today I just have a request. It might be slightly early, but today I decided what I would like for Christmas. Is it possible for anyone to have a T-shirt made for me? I’d like a black one with the words “Use The Zarking* Stairs!” clearly printed on its front. I could then wear it whenever I go to somewhere like Stratford. I’m fed up with people who are perfectly able to use stairs using the lifts in such places. It seems so selfish and has really started to wind me up. If lifts are overused, they are more likely to break down, so if it was up to me I would frankly make lifts strictly wheelchair user only, (with perhaps a few exceptions). If I had a t-shirt at least I could get my message across easily, helping me resist the urge to start shouting furiously at people. Mind you, a similar shirt about prams taking up the wheelchair space on busses would also be helpful, but then the obvious problem is that I would want to keep swapping shirts depending on my current situation.

*Or any other suitable expletive.