Starting To Watch Adolescence

A couple of days ago, Dom showed me the first episode of a series on Netflix which I had never heard of before, but which I now think everyone needs to check out. I’m only a couple of episodes in to Adolescence, and don’t want to try to give any sort of proper review or analysis of it until I’ve seen the entire series at least once; but I can already see it is a clear demonstration of just how advanced the produce of online streaming services is becoming. It is a highly sophisticated psychological drama about childhood masculinity and sexuality which draws audiences in over several episodes. Until fairly recently, such dramas were the sole domain of large mainstream TV channels, but streaming has now opened that realm up, and we are now finding increasingly sophisticated dramas online. Such programs are starting to receive increasingly high-end critical attention. It is another example of just how radically the internet has changed how we consume film and television: we no longer need to go to the cinema to watch such texts, or wait until they get screened on TV, but can view them whenever we like on our computers or even mobile phones.

I intend to write more about Adolescence soon, but in the meantime I would highly recommend checking it out if you can.

Europe’s Last Unresolved Stalemate

There is no denying that our trip to Cyprus didn’t go quite as well as it should have done. Now that I am back, though, and have caught up on things like sleep and vitamins, I have started to reflect on some of what we saw. As I touched upon a few days ago, the fact remains that Nicosia, Cyprus’ capital, is Europe’s last divided capital city. The island has been split in two for almost fifty years; it is a longstanding, unresolved conflict. Yet, what strikes me as strange is, we never hear anything about it in the media, and the vast majority of people are totally unaware of it’s existence. Most people will be forgiven for thinking that Cyprus is just a happy, peaceful little island in the Eastern Mediterranean.

Of course, the situation there is nowhere near as black and white as I once took it to be, and the more I look into it the more complex it seems. Needless to say, however, our trip has really sparked my curiosity, and I find myself wondering if the conflict there could ever be resolved and the island could ever be reunited. Surely it is too beautiful a place to remain split in two forever. After all, resolutions were found to other longstanding conflicts such as Northern Ireland. The only way that will ever be achieved, though, is if more people realise that the conflict, the stalemate, actually exists. Until then, Cyprus will remain split in two, something which now strikes me as sadder than ever.

My New Appreciation For Dropped Kerbs

London may still have it’s faults; it may still have a tonne of work to do when it comes to accessibility in its infrastructure and public transport system. Yet it must be said that my adventures in Cyprus went some way to putting what I enjoy here into perspective. Almost as soon as we landed, John started to struggle pushing my wheelchair. Whereas here at home I tend to take things like drop kerbs and ramps for granted, I was astonished to see how lacking they were in cities like Nicosia and Paphos. Even walking along ordinarily streets proved to be a struggle; and as I touched upon here a few days ago, whatever ramps we did find in to shops etc struck me as a bit of an afterthought or box ticking exercise. To be honest I was rather surprised, given that Cyprus is a member of the EU. It taught me not to take the level of accessibility I have in London for granted, as well as demonstrating here much work there is still to do to reach true equality.

Lunch With My Parents

I had lunch with my parents today. It was just a simple, ordinary lunch at the nearby Tudor Barn pub: a thoroughly enjoyable meal with no alcohol involved. Yet I must say, after all the recent drama and the turbulence I experienced a few days ago, I have never experienced anything so welcome. It felt like reality had at least been restored to normal, and the world was cool again. I really must have lunch with mum and dad more often.

The Most Unpleasant Few Hours of my Life

It is incredible how much better a good night’s sleep in your own bed can sometimes allow you to feel, and how much it can help you regain your usual perspective on the world. It has been quite a rough, nasty few days to be honest: I was considering keeping all this to myself because it was such a nightmare, but as usual the blogger in me has taken over. Basically, it started six days ago, when John and I were in Paphos. After quite a few Keo beers the night before, I woke at about 4am, feeling slightly strange and disoriented. I lay awake, unable to get back to sleep, until John woke at around seven. When he did, he passed me our hotel room’s television remote control so I could watch a bit of TV before getting up and dressed. But then I noticed something: my fingers wouldn’t press the right buttons on the control, and I could suddenly sense something was very, very wrong.

It was like nothing I had ever felt before. I had had quite a few nasty absences over the previous few days, but this was of another order. My fingers were going haywire, and it seemed like reality itself had gone out of kilter. It was rapidly getting worse. I told John, who phoned an ambulance.

I cannot remember the next few hours, so forgive me if I omit the detail; I just know that they were the most unpleasant, frightening hours I have ever experienced. Reality seemed to have become chaotic, time seemed somehow to be repeating on itself. It was horrible, and something I hope never to go through again. I must say, though, that the way in which John stood by me that day, looking after me, making sure I had the medical help I needed, was truly humbling. I doubt there are words in any human tongue which can come close to expressing the gratitude I owe him, save to say that I don’t think I would be here now writing these words, had it not been for his help. I will now forever regard him as something akin to a brother – Samwise to my Frodo, Spock to my Kirk.

We spent the day in the hospital. I had many tests, including a blood test and EEG. My memories are predictably extremely hazy. I’m not sure how many epileptic seizures I had, but it was several.* All I remember is being unable to stop my arms and legs shaking. There was talk of keeping me there overnight, but I preferred to be taken back to our hotel, as it would be easier for me to eat etc there. I’d been put on a drip of some kind, and the fits were easing off. John took me back to our hotel, and I had a fairly good night’s sleep.

That was a few days ago, and fortunately since then I have seen no sign of a recurrence, although to be honest I didn’t feel quite right for three or four days. I don’t think there is any clear cause, but obviously I must do all I can to prevent it happening again. That includes improving my diet and avoiding alcohol at all costs. I went to the local hospital yesterday to get checked, but nothing was found. My deepest regret is that this nightmare ruined what was turning out to be a wonderful, fascinating trip. Again, my profound gratitude goes out to John: not only did he once again take me on an amazing holiday, but this time he helped me through the most unpleasant few hours of my life. How lucky I am to have such a friend.

*I presume they were epileptic, given my absences are essentially a mild form of epilepsy, but of course I could be wrong

Back To Normal

Perhaps the weirdest thing about going on holiday is coming home. I have written on here before – many times – about how much I love to travel. I absolutely adore going out and exploring the world and experiencing new cultures. Over the past couple of weeks in Cyprus, John and I saw some absolutely beautiful Roman mosaics and archaeological remains, among many other things. The weird thing, though, is coming back: all of a sudden, it seems that I’m back in my flat in Eltham on quite an overcast day, and the routine of my daily life has snapped back into place with a vengeance. Exploring a fascinating island in the Eastern Mediterranean has been replaced with trundles to my local Tesco, seemingly within just a few short hours. Oh well – I suppose it just means I need to start planning our next adventure.

Cypriot Steep Ramps

It’s our final day in Cyprus, and John and I fly home tonight. In all it has been a wonderful trip. One thing I have noticed, though, and think is worth noting, is the steepness of the ramps. In cities like Paphos and Larnaca, of course there are ramps up to the entrances of cafes and shops everywhere. The thing is, I have noticed that they are all frighteningly steep: so steep that I wouldn’t even try going up them in my powerchair. Frankly they give me the impression that they were a bit of an afterthought. That is to say, they were added on after the building was constructed simply as a way of complying with regulations, without any real consideration of how a wheelchair user might actually get into the building. As much as I don’t like complaining about such things, it is a little disconcerting to see such a clear sign that your needs are being met  only because the rules say they have to be.

There Is More To Cyprus Than Beaches

I was considering taking a break from blogging due to recent events, but on second thoughts, some places are just too interesting not to blog about. John and I will soon be heading back to Larnaca. This morning we visited an absolutely fascinating archaeological site dating from the Roman period. The mosaics we saw were truly amazing. I know I said something similar to this a few days ago, but it astonishes me that so many people come to visit this island just to sit on the beach. Cyprus is intriguing, historically, culturally and politically. It’s like a small piece of land where whole worlds collide: one  can easily see influences from Europe, the Middle East and Africa here, all competing and bouncing off one another like a great cultural symphony. What a shame it is, then, that so many people just think of this place as somewhere to come to get a suntan.

Blogging Hiatus

I don’t want to go into detail, but something happened yesterday which has made me very worried indeed. I’m okay, but spent most of the day in a Paphos hospital. I’ll fill everyone in in due course, but it may be prudent if I forget about blogging for the next few days. Thanks for your understanding.

Everything’s In English

John and I have now been in Cyprus for a couple of days, and one of the things I have found most striking, even shocking, is the ubiquity of  english. I genuinely think that around half the signs I have seen are in english rather than Greek. That Includes road signs, public service signs and everything. I would have thought that, as a nation of primary Greek speakers, they would have been keen to make sure it remains dominant; yet, as seems to be happening everywhere, it looks like english is taking over. Simply putting this down to the island’s colonial past would seem too simplistic to me. I think I have noted my astonishment at this odd phenomenon on here before. As someone who can only speak english, I can’t really complain; it just seems to me that allowing just one language to become so dominant takes something away from the diversity and variety of the world. Part of the reason why we travel is to experience other cultures; and surely language is a defining feature of any given culture.

Visiting The North

Today finds me and John in Nicosia,  capital of Cyprus and Europe’s last divided capital. I’m half Greek Cypriot, so from when I was little my grandfather told me and my brothers what happened here in the seventies. It was more or less drilled into us that the Turks were bad people who had invaded the north of Cyprus totally without reason. Yet here and now, and since reading more about what happened here fifty years ago, I realise that the situation is far more complex. I still consider the north of the island to be illegally occupied, as most world governments still do; but I now realise it’s not as simple as dismissing what the Turks did here almost fifty years ago as just wreckless and barbaric. Indeed, sat here in our apartment, with the prospect of visiting the north of the island on the cards today, I must admit the idea of visiting the place which I remember my grandparents being so upset about, as if to finally put that deamon to rest, as well as to get a better idea of the actual political situation here, rather intriguing.

The Greatest relief I Have Ever Felt

Yesterday was so crazily farcical that I barely know where to begin, but I think I’ll blog about it anyway just for the record, not to mention the enormous sense of relief I ended up experiencing. It all started the evening before, when John noticed we had somehow lost the power cable for my iPad. By the morning my charge was getting really low, so we decided to go buy a new cable. I use my iPad a lot, not least as my communication aid. The fact that it wouldn’t turn on at all put me in serious trouble. John asked the staff at the hotel where we could find one, and they suggested a shop not too far away.

We got to the shop perfectly fine.   There was a step up into it, so John went in and got the cable we needed. He then came back out to get my credit card from my bumbag.  The problem was, he couldn’t find it anywhere in my wallet.

We both began to panic, me especially: I was sure I had brought my card. I rarely use it these days, but we assumed I would need it here. We couldn’t find it anywhere in my wallet or bumbag though! I quickly began to loose my patience. Fool that I am, I must have left it back in London. We were screwed.

I was on the verge of suggesting forgetting the whole trip and going straight back to the UK, when John suggested I lean forward in my wheelchair. In a moment of jaw-dropping relief, he found my credit card down the back of my trousers. I have genuinely no idea how it got there, or how John guessed it was there. It was, though: safe and sound, and I had nothing to do worry about. The relief I felt in that moment was like nothing I had experienced before. Our trip could continue, and I hadn’t made the screw up of my life.

We spent the rest of the day enjoying more of Cyprus. We bought the charger with cash in the end, and my iPad is now fully charged. Today we are going to explore more, but I certainly plan to keep an eye on my credit card, and make sure it doesn’t disappear down my kecks again.

A Fascinating Crossroads

Late yesterday afternoon, John and I visited an archaeological museum here in larnaca. He had been pushing me around the city all afternoon and it was getting late. We thought we would pop in to the museum for a brief look before going to find dinner. What the museum really opened my eyes to, though, was the way in which, for the past seven thousand years or so, this island has really acted as a crossroads. Due to its geographic location in the eastern Mediterranean, Cyprus has attracted people from all over Eurasia and Africa. It thus has an extremely rich cultural history, if you just scratch the surface. More to the point, I think Cyprus still acts as a crossroads, more than many other places: there are still obviously very strong Greek cultural influences on the island, but what this adventure is already making clear to me is how Cyprus is such a rich, vibrant melting pot. We have already bumped into people from all over the world and it’s only our second day here. What a pity it is, then, that so many people just come here to sit by the hotel swimming pool and listen to cheesy music.

To Travel Is To Live

John and I are sat in a bar in Larnaca. Our journey to Cyprus yesterday was quite uneventful. We have come here for a short break, just to get away from the turbulence of London. The adventure has just begun, and we have a lot to explore yet. Sat here though, overlooking the intoxicating Mediterranean Sea, an interesting thought just occurred to me: I have written so much on here about things like Star Trek and Lord of the Rings, but when you think about it, they all boil down to one overarching activity. They are all at the end of the day about travel. What is Frodo doing if not journeying across Middle Earth? And what is the primary theme I of Star Trek if not exploring strange new words and encountering new civilisations? Indeed, what do James Bond films boil down to if not basically travelogues to all sorts of exotic places, involving the odd action sequence and cold blooded murder? Thus all these fictions are essentially about travel; they are about going to new places and meeting new people. That might go some way to explaining why, sat here overlooking the sea with so many fascinating people around me, I feel so alive.

The Thrill of Being Pushed

Powerchairs are awesome, of course. I love how, in mine I can trundle around London exploring the city independently. The weird thing is, being pushed to places in my manual chair also has a strange thrill to it. Me and John are off on an adventure again. I’ll fill everyone in in due course, but as he pushed me through Gatwick airport just now, I felt a curious sense of excitement, as though being pushed triggered memories of so many other incredible adventures.

Eternal Spring

Today I would like to flag something I found remarkable up, although in might only be watchable in the UK. Last night I watched Eternal Spring, a film about a group of Falun Gong practitioners in China who managed to hijack a local television station. It’s a pretty sad, depressing story to be honest, but what really caught my eye was the mode in which it was told. It is an animated film, but it is a style of animation I have never seen before: at the same time obviously drawing from Anime, but also almost photorealistic. It looked like scenes had been filmed in live action first and then drawn over, including every minute background detail. I found it fascinating, and even slightly uncanny – a weird postmodern hybrid of animation and live action which seemed very new, innovative and novel. I’d certainly be interested to see more films in this new style.

The Mad King’s Court

It’s a bit of a long read, but if you have time, I think anyone concerned about geopolitics and what is going on in America needs to read this excellent Guardian article. It paints a shocking, vivid picture of Donald Trump: a shallow, petty narcissist, essentially owned by Vladimir Putin, who doesn’t give a damn about anything but his own self-aggrandisement. “Loyalty must be blind. Obedience is safety. Cronyism secures status. His whim is dogma. Criticism is heresy. Debate is apostasy. Expertise is bias. Objectivity is a hoax. Truth is just your opinion. Lies are defended to the death as articles of faith. New ones are manufactured on an industrial scale by his press office for social influencers to spread. Denying facts proves fealty.”

Even today, as delegates gather in Saudi Arabia to try to negotiate a peace deal in Ukraine, it is gut-churningly obvious that Trump is eager to end this war not because lives will be spared or Ukrainians will retain their autonomy, but because he’ll be able to claim the credit, achieving something Biden did not. It is widely known that Trump has his egotistical eyes on a Nobel Peace Prize, and is willing to go to any lengths to win one, even selling out an autonomous nation to it’s dictatorial, autocratic neighbour. I will not try to summarise the shocking article any further, other than to say it leaves readers with two questions: how on earth did we get into this mess? and how the fuck do we get out of it?

Just Put The Damn Dog Down

I just got up and turned on the BBC Breakfast program, and almost instantly was greeted with something I found absolutely insulting. A three-legged dog which used to work for the police had apparently been given some kind of award. It had lost it’s leg but has recovered, and is now being used as a so-called ‘support dog’. What I found so nauseating was the way the damn animal was being so fawned over, as if it was intelligent and could somehow sense other people’s ‘suffering’. It’s a damn dog! All it understands is food and fucking. It does not have any strange telepathic abilities. It does not feel emotion; any emotions it is said to exhibit are simply ones projected onto it by morons!

The way in which the mutt was being spoken about as though it was as intelligent as a human, and that it somehow deserved the respect disabled people have because it had lost it’s leg, boiled my blood. Frankly, when it was injured the most humane thing to do would be to put it down; but now the damn animal is being paraded around on national TV as this oh-so cute, brave, resilient three-legged hero capable of healing the sick. As I explain here, this kind of overt over-anthropomorphisation of dogs really, really pisses me off: once again dogs were being depicted as somehow equivalent to disabled people, or as somehow having special healing powers. I find such moronic, insulting nonsense utterly sickening.

Changing Tube Line Preferences

Now that the Elizabeth line is up and running, I have noticed that I have started to shy away from the Jubilee Line. When I first moved down to London and was starting to get to know the metropolis, I used to think that the jubilee line was the be all and end all. I could just pop up to North Greenwich and get to places like Southwark, Westminster and Stratford. Yet the funny thing is, I have noticed myself starting to shy away from it, preferring to take the sleeker, faster Elizabeth Line. I have sort of caught myself thinking that the jubilee is somehow noisy and dirty.

Of course, while it can certainly be noisy, trains often shrieking louder than a Nazgûl with a metal pole shoved up it’s arse as they go through the tunnels along the south bank, the jubilee line can still be very useful. The two lines obviously take you to different places around London. However, if I was heading to a place while I could get to just as easily on either line, I think the Elizabeth Line would be my default choice. I just find it odd that I seem to have developed this unconscious preference so swiftly, not to mention my disdain for the jubilee line given that I was once so fond of it; and wonder whether any other Londoners have done something similar too.

Paraorchestra Wins Best Ensemble Award

While I sadly don’t have much to do with them these days, my huge, huge congratulations must go to the Paraorchestra, who I just heard won the Best Ensemble award at last night’s Royal Philharmonic Society Awards. I’m not a musician of course, but I’ll always feel privileged to have got to know the Paraorchestra through Lyn back in 2012. Even then I could tell they were destined for great, great things. It’s awesome to see them doing so well, and getting recognised for being the incredible ensemble they are.

Real Cripples Don’t Need Lanyards

Yesterday morning, just as I was preparing to go out, I caught an interview with Jake from The Traitors on morning TV. As you may remember, Jake was a finalist in the Traitors who has comparatively mild Cerebral Palsy. However, his CP is so mild that he was able to keep it hidden throughout most of the show. As I said a few weeks ago when the program aired, something about that does not sit well with me: He was saying yesterday how CP is actually fairly common, and that a lot of people have it but it’s so mild that others might not realise. He then went on to explain how you could wear a special, flower-adorned lanyard to let people know you identify as disabled.

I’m sorry, but if you need to wear a lanyard to tell people you’re a cripple, you’re not a zarking cripple! Cerebral palsy, like all disabilities, should be obvious: if you have it, it effects your ability to walk, talk and move, albeit to varying degrees. In my case, people can instantly see that I have CP, which is why most of the time strangers treat me like a five year old. If someone’s CP is so mild enough they can hide it, I don’t see the point of them saying they have it in the first place. If they can walk, talk and move like anyone else can, to the point that nobody notices and it has no discernible impact on their lives, how are they disabled? Frankly, it’s like a white, middle class person claiming to be black because one of their great, great grandparents was black, then going on to claim to share all the oppression and racism black people suffer. It may be currently politically and socially fashionable to be seen as a member of a minority, but such cultural intrusion is becoming increasingly widespread and increasingly perverse.

Perhaps I shouldn’t be so negative and grumpy; ultimately it’s great to see a disabled guy getting so much media attention for once. Yet a voice in the back of my head keeps asking: did Jake go to special school? Did Jake get a second rate, half-arsed education because everyone assumed he’d never achieve anything? Did Jake have to watch his classmates die one by one? Can Jake only go into certain buildings because his wheelchair can’t go upstairs? Do people assume Jake has the mental ability of a doormat and treat him like a toddler? Does Jake experience a plethora of other hardships on a day to day basis, but has to just accept them as the way things are? Because if he doesn’t, he has no right to usurp the identities of those of us who do for his own gain.

Finding My Way Down To Baker Street

I’ve just got in from the best trundle I’ve had in months: from Stratford, through Victoria Park, then all the way along the regular canal to Regent’s Park into central London. It’s quite a long route but it’s one of my favourites. I saw so many fascinating, bewildering things I won’t ever try to list them. Such walks remind me how incredible this city is, teeming with life and culture. However, as I ended up going along Baker Street to get the Elizabeth Line home, I think a bit of this is in order. Hit it Gerry!

A Future More Distant Than Ever

I rewatched Star Trek (2009) last night. It was on Channel Four, and it was a cool watch which was nowhere near as bad as I remembered. I don’t intend to write any kind of full review today, other than to note something which I found striking and slightly painful. In the 2009 reboot, as in the original Star Trek series, we see the characters Sulu and Checkov on the bridge of the enterprise. Of course when Star Trek firs aired this was a very powerful statement: Back in the sixties the Cold War was at its height, with America and Russia preparing to blow each other to kingdom come at a moment’s notice; and America had been at war with Japan only twenty years or so before. Thus to have both Russian and Japanese characters appear in an American vision of the future made a very powerful statement about reconciliation and progress. This was a future where mankind had cast aside its differences and rivalries and worked together to explore the galaxy.

Yet today that future seems more distant than ever. Thanks to the piece of orange shit currently inhabiting the White House, the belief that the Cold War had ended seems painfully naive. Any progress towards harmony has been dashed away by an egotistical moron concerned only with his appearance. Gene Roddenberry’s vision of the future was wonderfully progressive; alas that he didn’t reckon on humanity’s inevitable tendency to tear itself apart.

American Cultural Coping Mechanisms

If you’re going to watch anything on YouTube today, I think it needs to be this, SNL’s take on Friday’s White House fiasco. It is, of course, hilarious, even Pythonesque, but at the same time it has a deeply troubling undercurrent. Americans are clearly very embarrassed indeed by the behaviour of their president – who wouldn’t be? They’re obviously trying to make light of it; but when you see a mainstream, flagship Saturday night comedy show trying to satirise something like this which happened just the day before, you know something is gravely amiss. It’s a kind of coping mechanism, and the only reason such mechanisms are ever used is if something is very wrong. It is clear that they are laughing in an effort to mask their discomfort, not only with what happened but I suspect also with their current state of affairs as a whole. While political satire is usually very healthy and a sign of a society’s intellectual vigour, to see a head of state being mocked like this suggests to me a deep, dangerous underlying tension in American society.

Meeting the JPF (or PFJ)

Today turned out to be rather more interesting than I expected. As usual these days, I almost instantly flew into a rage when I turned the news on this morning. What happened at the White House yesterday really was repugnant, enough to make me feel I had to do something.

I looked up the route to the American embassy. Quite what I would do once I got there I had no idea, but I could sort that out in due course: Part of me just felt compelled to go and somehow insist that they immediately replace Donald Trump with someone who isn’t a gut-wrenching disgrace to human civilisation. The route seemed simple enough: jubilee line to London Bridge, and then the northern line to Battersea Power Station.

That’s how, at about one this afternoon, I found myself at the American embassy on the south bank of the Thames. Unfortunately, fool that I am, I hadn’t considered the fact that the embassy would be shut for the weekend and nobody would be there. The trip was not completely in vain though, as I got to explore a part of London I hadn’t been to before, full of dazzling new buildings.

I was just beginning to think about my route home though, when I noticed a group of protesters across the road. They were campaigning about Palestine, and were holding some kind of meeting. Mostly out of curiosity, and wanting to do something interesting with my Saturday afternoon, I thought I would cross the road and say hi. What is currently happening in Israel is a thorny, complex issue of course, which is why I try to veer away from it here; but on the whole I have a lot of sympathy with the Palestinian cause.

Frankly, what followed was rather curious. The group I had come across was made of good, kind people, clearly very concerned about what they not unjustly termed an Aphartied. I doubt any intelligent, well informed person could be anything but sickened by what Is currently happening in the Middle East. It might be simply because I rewatched The Life Of Brian last night though, but I couldn’t help being reminded of the famous scene about the Judean Peoples Front: that is to say, there was a lot of talking going on, but I fear that it will ultimately achieve nothing. It obviously helped the people there feel like they were doing something, but at the end of the day, how could a small meeting of Londoner on the banks of the Thames possibly influence such a complex, horrific conflict?