This blog entry was not written by Matt. His parents told him about Chat GPT recently, and he tried it out with Dominick yesterday. He was so impressed that he decided to just let it write all his blog entries from now on. After all, what’s the point of going to the effort of typing a blog entry every day when you can just let a website do it and go out for a trundle instead?

Have a nice day.

I was about to try to write something about Trump’s comments yesterday about America invading Greenland, which would frankly be hilarious if they weren’t so stupid or scary. I personally think that the time has come for the European powers to take back control of their former American colonies, the colonists having proven themselves completely unfit to govern themselves, although this might be an even better solution.

I’m sure that, from time to time, everyone experiences tiny, fleeting events which just prick your interest. Small details of your day which catch your attention and make you pleased. Something happened on my way home this afternoon which I need to record.

It had been quite a nice afternoon: I had taken one of my favourite walks along the river Lea to Stratford. I was getting hungry so I had taken the Jubilee Line back. At North Greenwich, though, there was a bunch of kids whizzing around on rollerblades. They were going quite fast, and one almost crashed into me. There are signs throughout the station saying that skating of any kind is not allowed.

I began to get a bit pissed off, so I decided to go and find a member of station security. Luckily that didn’t take very long, and a woman with a young daughter was already talking to him about the very same problem. The security guy explained that they had had a lot of complaints about the skaters, but there was very little they could do about it. What stuck in my ears, however, was that he actually said “There is nowt we can do.”

“Nowt” is a word which I don’t think I had heard anyone use in over fifteen years. It is, of course, a word used in the North-West of England which means “nothing”. You never hear it here in London, so it instantly caught my attention, sending me back to the place where I grew up. To hear someone use a word like that was very surprising – even shocking, in a way.

After the conversation about the skaters was over, I asked the security guy where he was from, and he told me Manchester. Of course, he had quite a thick Mancunian accent which contrasted with the Eastern London accents which I’m now so used to. I naturally replied that I am from Cheshire. It was only a brief incident, and I was soon on my way; but as I rode the bus back to Eltham I couldn’t help reflecting how unusual it was to hear such a word, even in this metropolis of so many languages. Hearing someone use it felt homely and rural, whisking me instantly back to the small towns and villages I grew up in, reminding me that perhaps they weren’t all that far away after all. You know, such small reminders of where you come from can really brighten your day.

I have recently invented a new pastime for myself. Admittedly, some people may think it’s a complete waste of time and that I should be doing more productive things, but I have taken to doing something I call bus-trundling. I have written about trundling on here before, when I go out in my powerchair and sort of follow my nose. It has recently been too cold to go out in my chair though, so instead I take myself to the bus stop and get on the first bus that comes. I then go wherever the bus takes me, getting off either when I feel like it or when I see something interesting. I then catch the next bus and the next, until eventually I decide to head home.

As I said, it’s a bit of a waste of time, but at least it’s a way of getting out and about while staying relatively warm. It take’s advantage of London’s free (for me), accessible public transport to explore the city; I can go to places I wouldn’t usually head to. While some may chuckle at the idea of swapping from bus to bus all afternoon, it’s far better than getting bored at home or freezing my arse off out in my powerchair.

To be honest I’m struggling to decide what to say about 2024. It wasn’t a particularly special year. I didn’t really go anywhere or do much; I watched a few cool shows and films, but that’s about it. The Paris olympics I’d been looking forward to for so long were not really as spectacular as I was expecting or hoping they would be. All in all, the year was rather humdrum. More widely, however, 2024 will obviously be remembered for three things: the re-election of Donald Trump in America, the ongoing war in Ukraine and the deepening trouble in the Middle-East. Taken as a whole, frankly the world seems to be standing at a very dangerous, frightening juncture. I wish I could be a little more optimistic, but it seems to me that the most unsuitable person possible is about to be given control of the world’s most powerful country, precisely at a time when we need people who know what they’re doing in charge. If Trump’s first term is anything to go by, frankly I dread to imagine what the next few months could bring. With such a hot-headed charlatan in the White House, so eager to appease both Putin and Netanyahu, things could very easily go entirely the wrong way.

Definition of a total ninny: someone who wastes an entire afternoon crossing London to go to Wembley Stadium (over an hour on the tube each way) to try to get tickets for a Guns And Roses concert there this summer, only to be told that they’re only available online.

A troll is a large, primitive, humanoid creature of limited intellect. Turning to stone when exposed to sunlight, they were said to have been corrupted by Morgoth in the first age of Middle-Earth. They are manifestly not the nauseatingly bad, saccharine, CGI abominations which just infested my computer screen after the breakfast news, breaking into cheesy 90s pop songs every five seconds so that it made me want to vomit! Seriously, why is such crap being made? I was eating my breakfast, preparing for the day when a godawful kid’s film starts to play; it was so nauseating that I had to turn it off as soon as I could. Both the dialogue and animation were utterly cringe-inducing. While some of those kinds of films are perfectly fine and work on multiple levels (Shrek, Toy Story etc), this one was so shockingly abysmal that it was obviously unwatchable five minutes in. Seriously, it was enough to give real trolls a bad name.

This is definitely a contender for Tweet of the year.

I had another weird, transvestic dream last night, of the kind I wrote about here. It was extremely powerful and vivid, involving me talking with my mum about starting to take hormones (she seemed quite open to the idea). The odd thing is, I haven’t done anything like that in ages. I haven’t dressed up in two or three years, and I don’t think I’ve even thought about it. That I should be having such dreams is therefore quite baffling.

Thinking about this while out on my trundle today though, I began to feel a little melancholic: Lyn obviously once had similar desires and urges to these, but whereas she was brave enough to act on them and explore them, for various reasons I have chosen to repress and ignore them. Lyn became Lyn, the fascinating, strong, wonderful woman i now owe so much to, and whose loss still fills me with sadness.

While I am, of course, perfectly happy living the life I now do, I must admit that part of me is inordinately curious about what would have happened had I gone down that alternative path. What if, say, after I graduated from university, instead of doing my MA I had chosen to transition and become a woman? What would life be like now? Where might I be living and what I might be doing? Would I be happy or could it have been a mistake?

If Lyn did it, could I have? I suppose I’ll never know, although it occurs to me that these questions and ideas could make a fascinating screenplay.

I’m surely not the only person who, coming home on the bus after a long day, glances at the clock to see that it’s twelve minutes past six, and suddenly hears the first few notes of Tchaikovsky’s 1812 overture in my head. The question is, should I feel proud that I am so cultured, or slightly embarrassed for being such a nerd?

I usually tend to avoid animation and cartoons these days. I’m supposed to be an adult, grown-up film-maker and writer – we’re not supposed to watch that sort of stuff. However, I just came across this review by Mark Kermode of the new Wallace And Grommit film, Vengeance Most Fowl, and now think it’s pretty high on my ‘to watch’ list. I have a pretty strange relationship with Wallace And Grommit: I remember watching The Wrong Trousers over and over again with my brother Luke my grandma and great-grandma. I must have been about nine or ten and too young to get most of the references, but my brother put it on ad nausiam.

Since then I haven’t given the franchise much thought, but after just watching Kermode’s review I’m suddenly won over. He says it’s highly cinematic and chock full of references. Frankly it sounded intriguing, and now I can’t wait to watch it. Perhaps I’ll watch it with John and/or Dominik: introducing either of my two Polish friends to Nick Park’s animation, so quintessentially British, would be utterly fascinating.

This was a comparison which just had to be made.

Time for a complete change of tone (and subject). I really have to direct everyone to this video today, simply because it merges two of my big obsessions, James Bond and London Public Transport. It’s a cool little fan piece about how and where they filmed the famous chase scene on the tube in Skyfall (2012). What made me smile is the fact that it was all apparently filmed in a disused station on the Jubilee Line. The Jubilee is still the line I use the most, pretty much (I used it today to get to Stratford, in fact), so the news that it was used in one of my favourite Bond films is pretty awesome.

You know, it is of course wrong of me to feel so negatively about young people; I shouldn’t just assume that they are all going to try to wind me up or take the piss. Today, for example, something really nice happened. I was out and about as usual on my daily trundle. I hadn’t gong far when I encountered a group of young people on their break from a nearby school. As usual I automatically felt hesitant and assumed that I would have trouble with them.

I told myself to try to ignore them. As I passed the boys though, one commented on my cap. These days I roam London wearing a red baseball cap with the words “Make America Think Again” on the front. Obviously having glanced it, one boy, probably aged about seventeen or eighteen, asked if I liked trump. I stopped and replied that I think Donald Trump is a disgrace to human civilisation.

What followed then was a decent, well informed conversation about American politics. To my surprise and relief, the young man had no intention of being hostile, taking the time to let me type into my iPad. It was only a brief conversation, at the end of which I told him about my blog, and we were soon both on our way; but it just goes to show that I shouldn’t just assume that everyone is going to bully me.

I was just getting dressed while watching the bbc breakfast program, and they had an item about Christmas lunch. People kept saying the word ‘Potatoes’, and I noticed that I automatically thought the word ‘Po-ta-toes’ in response. That is, whenever anyone mentions the vegetable these days, there now seems to be an automatic connection in my brain to the scene in The Lord of the Rings when Sam and Gollum argue about the best way to eat fish. That makes me wonder why. Of course, I’ve loved that passage in Tolkien’s novel since Dad read it to me when I was a child: I remember laughing my head off when I heard Dad speak in Gollum’s voice (which, obviously, wasn’t the same as Andy Sirkis’s, although there are similarities). When I saw Peter Jackson’s rendering of it, translated pretty much word for word onto the big screen, I was thrilled. In fact, I would almost say it constituted a cinephiliac moment for me.

These days, of course, you can find references to that scene almost anywhere: it crops up quite regularly online on various fan pages, and you can even see it in supermarkets. It’s strange to think that something which was once so personal to me – a passage of text which I still vividly remember hearing in my father’s warm, loving voice – is now so widespread. It is now just another part of popular culture, and has become a meme. Just hearing anyone say the word ‘Potatoes’ on the TV is enough to make me think of it apparently, although whether that is due to seeing it crop up so regularly on the web, or in fact stems from my adoration of that scene as a child, is anybody’s guess. Nonetheless I find it interesting how this simple passage in Tolkien’s book has transpired and become something much larger. Cinema has the capacity to take such short pieces of text and magnify them, so that they almost gain a life of their own.

It has to be said that, there are days when, as a disabled guy, a Trekkie, a Bond fan or whatever, I feel I ought to comment on something even though I don’t particularly have much to say about it. No doubt this morning we have all been made aware that Strictly Come Dancing was won last night by Chris McCausland, a blind comedian. Obviously, from a disability representation perspective, this is a bit of a coup, or at least enough to raise an eyebrow or two. Yet to be honest I can’t say that I’m that fussed. I’m not into Strictly: it’s the Beeb’s big, Saturday night flagship programme, aired at a time when I can usually find something far more interesting to watch. I don’t find it particularly engaging. I watched a bit of it last night I must admit, but none of the performances struck me as especially spectacular or engaging.

Thus the fact that a blind man has won Strictly this year doesn’t excite me at all. If anything, I suspect that a large proportion of his public votes would have stemmed from the kind of patronising, “Didn’t the cripple do well” reaction many viewers will have had, making this news slightly nauseating. Above all, however, you can probably mark it down as a massive PR win for the BBC, but apart from that it must be said I don’t give two hoots. Good, solid disability representation in mainstream media is still dismally low.

I just sent the following to greenwich borough council:

Dear sir 

I am a Greenwich resident living in Eltham. As a wheelchair user I now use the Elizabeth Line quite frequently, and as such pass through Woolwich regularly. On my way through General Gordon Square this afternoon, I was extremely disturbed by a group of religious evangelical preachers: they were broadcasting their beliefs across the square so loudly that it was impossible to ignore. As an atheist I find such behaviour extremely offensive. In a city as multicultural and diverse as London, surely citizens have a right to cross a public square without religious dogma being hurled at them, so loudly that they cannot ignore it.

The religious group in question was apparently called Streams Of Joy. Would you please take my deeply held objections into account when you consider applications for such events. I find such spectacles extremely aggressive intrusive and arrogant.

Yours

Mattt Goodsell

Oh how I hate these winter months: it’s so gloomy, dull and cold outside. It gets so dark so early, I can hardly go anywhere before it’s time to come home! I was just thinking, though, that it’s about tome for something massive – some huge media announcement which nobody saw coming, but which cheers everyone up. Think about the announcement of James Bond’s appearance at the London Olympics, the 2014 reunion of Monty Python, or the return of the Star Trek The Next Generation crew. I personally loved all three, but the question now is, what could even come close? I can’t really think of anything, but would love to hear your suggestions. It just seems so long since we have had any spectacular news like that. Answers in comments, please.

I’m pretty sure I’m being paranoid, but kids seem to have become a lot more cocky, arrogant and disrespectful. I have noted here before how, these days, just the sight of a group of school children is enough to put my defences up: I worry that they will say something or start taking the piss.

It seems to be happening more and more regularly. Today, for instance, it happened twice when I was out on my trundle. I was passing a local school at about half past three earlier, when a group of boys on their way home decided it would be funny to start shouting things at me. I know I shouldn’t react as it just encourages them, but I really resent having to put up with being the butt of some school kid’s joke. Would anyone else just let them get away with it?

What, then, can I do about it. I thought about emailing the school headteacher, but given that I wouldn’t be able to identify the offending kids I doubt it would achieve anything. Besides, the bigger problem is that kids are becoming more brash and cocky in general as all their mass media rolemodels grow ever more headstrong, cocksure and arrogant. They think they have a right to bully and belittle people like me, who they seem to think are inferior to them and who can’t answer back. It’s a cultural issue; one which, unless we collectively do something about it, is only going to get worse and worse.

If anyone is expecting me to comment on what is currently happening in Syria, then I’m sorry to disappoint you. It’s a hugely complicated situation, of course, and I know as much about it as any other lay person. I will say, though, that I had to raise a metaphorical eyebrow at the fact that Joe Biden has passed comment on what is currently going on there, as if what he says still has any resonance in the area. He is a lame duck president, of course, but perhaps more pertinently it implies he thinks that the US still has the authority and prestige it once enjoyed over world affairs. The recent election of Donald Trump has rendered America a joke; the entire world can now see that it has no idea what it’s doing politically. It may still have the resources, but America’s days as the world’s leading superpower are now at an end. Frankly the country is a laughing stock, so idiotic that it would elect a deranged fascistic charlatan as it’s president not just once but twice. Nobody can take America seriously any more. Thus for Biden to still think that anyone will take what he says seriously, as if he still leads the world’s most prestigious country, one possessed of the authority to control affairs in the Middle East, is frankly laughable.

If you’re interested in getting a bit of background to the phenomenon I call Cultural Intrusion – ie, the idea that increasing numbers of people are choosing to identify as disabled for economic or political reasons – then I would highly recommend watching this Channel Four Dispatches program. To be honest, I’m becoming more and more convinced that I’m not just imagining it, and that more and more people are choosing to identify as disabled when they previously might not have. This documentary just confirms it, detailing how the number of people on long term sickness benefits has gone through the roof in the last few years. The primary reason seems to be financial, as such benefits give people a guaranteed, regular source of income which they might not get through employment. Be that as it may, I can’t help wondering where that leaves guys like me, who have been disabled all our lives, survived the special education system, have to put up with being infantilised and treated as second class citizens etc: are we not having our social positions and life experiences usurped and commandeered by people who know nothing about what we have been through?

The epic news today is that I can now go up and down the escalators at tube stations…and I don’t even have to leave my flat. The not-so-good news is that it only works in certain stations – those that Google has bothered mapping. When I heard, a couple of days ago, that Google Streetview now works in several London underground stations, I found it rather exciting. Sad git that I am, I’m a big fan of both the tube and streetview, so I think it’s rather cool that I can now explore tube stations like Bond Street and Westminster without even having to go out.

I honestly can’t decide whether today will go down as a treat, or whether I’ll remember it as a bit of a nightmare. For the first time in years I went to the theatre: it was John’s idea to go and watch a matinee performance of Stranger Things The First Shadow at the Phoenix theatre in Soho. To be honest I had never heard of it, but as ever I was eager to check out something new.

What I found myself watching this afternoon was unlike anything I had experienced before; for one it certainly wasn’t like my regular trip to the cinema. Of course I have watched plenty of plays, but this isn’t was darkness and more edgy. It’s essentially a horror story set in 1950s America, but it was performed in such a way that it made my heart pound in my chest repeatedly and scream out loud more than once. If I’m being honest, I must admit it made me feel rather uncomfortable.

On the other hand, from a technical perspective, it was masterful: the stagecraft reminded me how much I need to go to the theatre more often. It combined elements of film and live action seamlessly. Watching the actors weave their way across the stage was awe inspiring, like watching ballet dancers performing some magnificently intricate dance. I now intend to look up both the writer and director to see what else they have done.

I won’t go into any more detail because I won’t do it justice, but if you ever have chance to watch Stranger Things I would urge you to do so. It is edgy and suspenseful, and to be honest dragged a bit in places, but it is well worth an afternoon out.

I have been going through my old entries again recently, just to double check that I put all the missing links back in place. This morning, I came across some of the old entries I wrote about Simon Stevens around ten years ago. You may remember, back then I had major disagreements with the guy: he was writing all sorts of stuff, in the Huffington Post and other places, which I saw as very problematic. Yet, looking back over it, I must admit that what he was saying isn’t too far from some of the positions I now hold. For example, here Stevens wrote “Nowadays, everyone seems to be happy to be labelled disabled as they list their many impairments, as having one impairment is never enough these days. When I fought to be allowed to do things others assumed I  could not do, disability has now been reversed.”

Broadly speaking, he seems to be writing about what I call Cultural Intrusion, where people now seem very eager to define themselves as disabled for sociopolitical reasons when they previously might not have. Of course, rereading his articles, there is a lot I still disagree with Simon Stevens on – he still seems annoyingly self-important, for one – but in retrospect I have to admit he may have been on to something. One way or another, having a disability is becoming more politically fashionable, so what people like Simon and myself were once encouraged to overcome in order to fit in with our able-bodied peers is now increasingly being flaunted.

Even so, this is all ultimately moot: I’m not sure when or why, but I have been told that Simon Stevens died recently. I wrote this entry because I felt that I needed to get it off my chest.

In case you still wonder why I find the Tories so disgusting, this encapsulates it perfectly.

Today I think I’ll flag this video up of quite an important and interesting conversation between my friend Dr. Darryl Sellwood and Graham Pullin. It’s about the future of AAC and covers a range of issues. I don’t want to comment too much about it as I think it’s better to let the two highly informed men speak for themselves, although I must admit that what interested me the most about this conversation was that, rather than use a communication aid, Darryl’s contribution is revoiced by his PA Ferg. To be honest it struck me as a little bit awkward semiotically – I’d personally have used my VOCA – but I suppose it just goes to show that, these days, all methods of communication are just as valid if they get the message across.