News From America: Three Sickening Stories

I was just watching the morning news over my usual Saturday morning doughnuts, and I think I need to point out a striking – if not rather chilling – correlation between three of the top stories. First there was this news that White House press secretary Katie Zacharia has been fired after just five days in the job. They can dress it up all they want, but she was clearly unqualified, and surely it should be blatantly obvious that Trump just hired her because she looks good, and he wanted an attractive, pretty woman speaking for him at press conferences. He doesn’t give a flying fuck that geopolitics is now probably at it’s most critical point in eighty years – as long as he looks good.

On top of that, there was this story that Trump has waived sanctions on Russia in the wake of his row with Vlodimir Zelensky. Frankly, when I first saw that news when I turned my computer on earlier, I almost cried out in disgust. The international community should be defending Ukraine against the abject aggression of Russia, but instead Trump wants to buddy up to Putin in an effort to keep oil prices low. They are only as high as they are because Trump attacked Iran, but the disgrace to human civilisation prioritises them and thus his poll ratings over defending a European democracy from an imperial aggressor. How any democratic country, let alone the world’s leading economy, could let it’s president run so roughshod over international protocol and basic human decency is beyond me.

To cap it all, there was this story of yet another horrific American school shooting. A sixteen year old has gone into a school in Oregon and killed a five year old child and twenty-five year old teacher. I’m sorry but such news makes me want to puke: how can Americans keep hearing of such massacres, but still do nothing about their gun control laws? If such an atrocity happened in the UK, I would certainly hope we would do something to prevent it from happening again; yet the Yanks seem too wedded to their guns. I frankly find it totally unfathomable.

I really don’t like saying this, but as I wrote here a few days ago, I no longer see how we can respect America. It used to be an awesome nation: all the greatest films came from there. Yet now, since it re-elected Trump, it has descended into a global laughing stock: a nation of arrogant bullies and pseudo-fascists. I’m afraid these three stories on the news this morning just cemented that view. To be hit by all three in one bulletin made it clear how far this once great nation has dropped. It’s not that I now hate all Americans, or blame them for their current government; but I don’t think they have any right to be as proud of their nation as they often appear to be.

Bullies Deserve To Be Treated As Such

When you look at it, it’s fairly unnerving just how much our culture – especially popular culture – is dominated by America: from fast food restraints on our high streets, to crappy sit coms on TV, to the websites we use daily on the web, American culture is everywhere. Of course, no cinephile can possibly ignore the fact that the vast majority of the films we go to watch are American. Here in the UK I suppose we tend to think of Americans as our jovial friends across the Atlantic, and there’s no denying that we now have a long history together. Yet there’s also no denying that, this week, America launched an entirely unprovoked attack on Iran. I’m obviously no fan of autocratic theocracies, but surely there is no justification for what the US is currently doing or for what is now happening in the Middle East.

The actions of America this week have made the situation there far worse. In attacking Iran out of the blue, America has set a very nasty, dangerous precedent. There is no denying that these are the actions of a bully, and frankly bullies deserve to be treated as such. To be honest over the last couple of days I’ve began to notice just how ubiquitous American culture is, and whereas that may previously have been met with jocular acceptance, it is now tinged with revulsion. Naturally I know that not all Americans will approve of what their government is doing, but I’m afraid what has unfolded this week has given the facets of their culture I encounter so regularly a jarring taint which I can no longer ignore. Due to their President, Americans no longer seem like amicable burger eaters, but arrogant loud mouths who think their opinions outweigh all others, and who think they have a right to do whatever they like simply because they are American. Their entire culture has now been tinged with an unnerving, unsettling darkness. Even Star Trek, a television program which I’ve always loved, now seems like a brash, arrogant vision of an Americanised future: a future not of a united humanity exploring space, but one where the yanks simply got to dominate and bully over everyone else.

I really, really hope this doesn’t last. Americans should be our friends, and their culture should be as welcome and as entertaining as any other.After all, where would we be without The Simpsons or the occasional Cheeseburger? Yet because of what Donald Trump embarked upon this week, the US no longer seems like the friendly, outward looking place it once did. A nation which recently seemed like a benign fraternal superpower welcome to sit at the world’s head, now looks more like an arrogant upstart too used to getting it’s own way and imposing it’s will, economy and culture onto everyone else’s. What the United States is now doing is totally unacceptable, and a dark blight on their nation’s history. I suppose we can only hope that they soon come to their senses; but I’m afraid for now their entire culture has been tinged with an unnerving darkness I cannot ignore. It has lost my respect, and I can’t see it being restored any time soon.

The Apprentice – Hilarious, if it wasn’t so Hideous

I went to watch The Apprentice yesterday evening, up at The Barbican with John. We had both been wanting to watch it for weeks, but now that I have, I’m not sure how to sum up my thoughts on it. The film would be absolutely hilarious if it wasn’t so gut-churningly hideous. By that I mean, on one level, Donald Trump is a fundamentally comic character: the guy’s a moron with an over-inflated ego and no idea how the real world works. Yet on another level, Trump is an absolute disgrace to human civilisation who does not give a rat’s ass about the suffering he causes as long as he gets his own way. In the film, we see him raping women and doing all kinds of monsterous, hideous things. Such people drag humanity back into the cess-pit we should have escaped from long ago, and I’m glad Ali Abbasi’s film has been released in time to expose Trump as the monster he really is.

Only it wasn’t Trump – not quite, anyway. It was an actor, Sebastian Stan, playing Trump, and I thought Stan gave Trump an element of depth and sophistication he doesn’t really have. Like any good actor should, Stan explored his character, trying to find what motivated him; he represented Trump as a three-dimensional person, when in reality it is clear that Trump has only one – his ego. Thus I thought the film didn’t quite sit with the reality we are currently seeing unfolding in America, or the one-dimensional arsehole we see shouting bullshit from political rally stages. As far as cinematic monsters go, Trump must rank alongside the most depraved; it’s just a shame that even that monster cannot quite find the depths to which reality has now plummeted.

You can watch Mark Kermode’s much more fulsome review of The Apprentice here.