Of Morris Dancing, Cricket And Zombie Apocalypses

In a way, yesterday was one of those pleasant days which I just spent trundling around the Borough of Greenwich, but it resulted in three quite interesting things to record here this morning. I set out at about eleven, after a good breakfast and plenty of coffee. It was already quite warm, so I was keen to get some fresh air, heading through Kidbrooke, over Blackheath and then down into Greenwich. Greenwich Market is always bustling on Saturday mornings, but yesterday it was heaving, and I could barely move for all the people as I navigated my way through it towards the river.

Once by the Thames, though, I found something which struck me as very peculiar: a Morris Dancing festival! Morris Dancing is something I associate with rural England and small towns and villages, so to suddenly happen upon such an event there, in the shade of the masts of the Cutty Sark, was quite a surprise. There were several groups of performers dancing, so I stayed to watch a few of their rather impressive routines, reflecting to myself that it was probably worth blogging about, before continuing my walk.

From Greenwich I continued along the River up to the O2, and then decided to head up to Charlton to see if there was a cricket match being played in the park. I still have extremely warm, happy memories of watching cricket in Charlton Park: it is a fantastic spot for the sport, with it’s wide green fields and friendly little cafe, all overlooked by the majestic Charlton House. I was very pleased to find a match already in play yesterday afternoon, with none other than the Mighty Eights, a team I have grown to know and love over the years, batting. From there, it became clear that the afternoon would just be a matter of sitting there, chatting to my friends, watching the cricket, and sipping non-alcoholic beer. If you ask me you can’t get a better Saturday afternoon than that.

However, the day was far from over. Unfortunately I had to miss the end of the match as I was eager to get home ahead of what promised to be an interesting evening: John and I had plans to go to a zombie apocalypse! That is to say, we were going to go watch 28 Years Later, Danny Boyle’s new film. I’m not usually a fan of zombie horror films, but John seemed keen to go, and I still think Boyle is a demi-god for what he did in 2012, so I thought I’d give it a go.

What I found myself watching, though, was far from pleasant: the film was scary, unnerving and grotesque, set in a post-apocalyptic Britain where people have to stave off ‘the infected’ with bows and arrows. I’d like to review it properly, but to do that I’d need to give it at least a second viewing. It’s a frightening, disorienting film full of unnecessary gore. What I will say, though, is that it is chock-a-block with iconography and references: religious references, references to films like Kes, and even – although I’m not completely sure – a few references to Tolkien. For example, there is one shot if a group of people walking in file, silhouetted, over a brow of a hill, recalling the similar, famous shot in Peter Jackson’s adaptation of Fellowship Of The Ring. Also, the main protagonist of the piece, a young boy called Jimmy, is always shot wearing a pendant on a necklace around his neck, recalling Frodo wearing the Ring.

Going deeper will, however, have to wait for another time. The day is starting, and the coffee is brewing. Yesterday was a great day at the end of an awesome week. It can only make me wonder what next week will bring.

An Even Better View

There is a detail about the awesome events of Thursday which I didn’t include in yesterday’s entry because I didn’t think it would fit in with the enthusiasm I was trying to convey, and because I think it warrants it’s own entry. When my mum first bought the tickets for the show, she was told that the wheelchair spaces had all sold out, meaning when we got to the stadium I would have to park my powerchair somewhere and walk to an ordinary seat. That initially sounded fine, as I can walk short distances (although I may have needed help going up or down steps). However, when we reached our designated seats, we saw that everyone was standing up, so I wouldn’t have been able to see anything. When we realised that, John hurried back to the ticket office, me in tow. I don’t know how we managed it, but, jammy bastard that I am, we were then given the tickets for the very last wheelchair space in the entire stadium! I wouldn’t have to get out of my powerchair after all. And, because it was round a bit further, we had an even better view than the people in the other (full) wheelchair viewing area. My luck really is uncanny sometimes.

Paradise City Indeed

There are times, every now and then, when my jaw drops in astonishment of how truly lucky I am: moments when one of my dreams has come true, or a crazy far-fetched fantasy has been somehow brought to life. Last night saw another of those amazing moments.

When I got wind that Guns and Roses were going to play Wembley Stadium this summer a few months ago, of course I automatically thought that watching them would be great, and contacted mum to get tickets. These days, it seems that my mum is still the best person to ask when I want to arrange such things. Mum duly obliged, and I was soon counting down the months to last night. I have been into Guns and Roses since school: aged about ten or eleven, a couple of my classmates were into them, and I was struck by their mixture of rebelliousness and jaw-dropping electric guitar riffs. In the thirty years since, whenever I wanted to let off a bit of steam or the world got too frustrating, I always put on a Guns and Roses song: the music seemed to be able to do the screaming and shouting for me.

To have at last watched them perform live, then, at London’s greatest stadium alongside a crowd of tens of thousands, was utterly incredible. The atmosphere there last night was phenomenal, like nothing I had ever experienced before. Of course, I can compare it to things like going to watch Greenday or The Cat Empire, but in a way this was on another level. The volume was almost deafening, so much so that I could barely make out the lyrics being sung. I couldn’t even make out what John was saying, sat right next to me. Yet as the sun went down and the sky grew darker, and the lights in the stadium came on, there seemed to be a wonderful aura about the place: the audience in front of me all turned small lights on, so it looked like a reflection of the night’s sky above us. As the band went through their back catalogue*, often getting up and dancing to my favourite songs, it struck me how truly lucky I was. And when they finished the evening with Paradise City, probably one of my favourite pieces of music ever, I was absolutely euphoric.

*Mind you, I was slightly disappointed that we must have arrived slightly too late to hear them play Live And Let Die.

Tonight’s Gonna Rule!

I’m not going to say much now for fear of jinxing things or giving anything away, but once in a blue moon I’m lucky enough to have experiences which are so phenomenal, so awesome, that it goes beyond words. All being well, tonight should see another of those incredible experiences. It is something I’ve been looking forward to for months and I’m hugely excited about. Of course, I’ll fill you all in tomorrow, but for now think huge American rock bands at huge stadiums the other side of London.

TONIGHT! IS! GOING! TO! RULE!!!!!!

Avatar, Then and Now

Dom suggested we watch Avatar last night. Believe it or not, I don’t think I had ever seen it before – I think it had crept under my radar somehow. Now that I have though, I think James Cameron’s 2009 film is certainly worth saying something about, especially in the light of all that has happened since it was released. At it’s heart, Avatar is a narrative of imperialism, especially American imperialism: it is a story about humans colonising another planet to exploit it for it’s resources, and in doing so decimating the homes of the indigenous people. Obviously, this could be taken as an allegory for the invasion of Iraq being invaded for oil, the colonisation of North America, or many other real-life situations. Yet what I was most struck by, watching the film last night, wasn’t so much the combination of live action or CGI the film was famous for; nor the weird intellectual issues rising from having humans control these avatars, seemingly entering into a completely different CGI space which was nonetheless supposed to be the same planet. What I was struck by was the sheer brashness with which the colonisers were acting: they seemed to think they had a god-given right to the planet’s resources, that the natives were inherently inferior to them and were just getting in their way.

Of course, as you would expect from a Hollywood blockbuster, the ending of the film has the native people’s all joining together and showing the invaders what for; but that is only a great deal of semi-covert imperial justification. Indeed, the central love story of the film has a disabled human in his able-bodied avatar fall in love with one of the native people, whose community he has infiltrated. Even leaving aside the fairly sickening anti-disabled, ‘able-bodied is better’ nonsense, at the end of the day humans had no right to be exploiting the planet in the first place, so having the two characters fall in love, like some saccharin romantic justification for the entire premise of the film was just nauseating. No amount of romance can make imperialism right; such love stories are simply attempts to distract us from the fact that one group of people is invading another in order to exploit their country’s resources. The fact that the guy is shown to switch sides in the end and ‘become a native’, does nothing to change that.

Obviously, Avatar has clear parallels with stories about Pocahontas and early American colonists falling in love with Native Americans. On this level, Avatar can be read as an allegory for the European colonisation of North America. Thus, no matter how much James Cameron may have attempted to depict the invading humans as brazen, arrogant and ignorant, the fact remains the film does not question their right to be there, even depicting a love story between members of the two communities. Although it is mentioned somewhere in the film that the invaders had to be there because Earth was dying, such justification seems half-hearted at best. It is very telling that the text does not end with the colonising forces all realising the error of their ways and going back to Earth or finding another planet to live on. While most are shown to return to Earth, some – the ‘good ones’ – were allowed to remain, the implication being that the creators of the film thought the invaders had an overarching right to be there, in spite of all the destruction and suffering they are shown to inflict.

Hence, at it’s heart and as much as it’s director might try to deny it, Avatar essentially justifies imperialism. In it we can clearly read the American ‘we come first’ mindset, which was an integral part of their culture in 2009 and is even more evident now. Obviously in it we can read a justification of the invasion of Iraq, but we can now also make out far more about what has happened since then, about the American mindset, it’s urge to dominate, and it’s unwavering, unquestionable attitude that it’s needs come first. If Avatar is a story about one group of people dominating, bullying and exploiting another, it is now more relevant than ever.

Rowling Should Never Have Been Published

I am now rather ashamed to admit that I have fairly warm memories of listening to Stephen Fry reading the Harry Potter audio books. We listened to them as a family, as my parents, brothers and I drove through various parts of Europe. I remember being quite captivated by them at the time: they might not have been on a par with Tolkien, Melville or Hemingway, but as stories they were certainly  entertaining, especially when delivered through Fry’s rich, maple syrup and Lord Melchett voice. Now, however, I never want a single word written by the hateful bitch Rowling to pass my eyes or ears again; and the same goes for the film adaptations of the fourth rate, pisspoor shyte she made her fortune from.

Accuse me of cancel culture all you want, but Rowling should never have been published in the first place. Now that she has revealed herself to be nothing but a rabid, vile transphobe, it’s time we recognised her work for what it is: a collection of stolen ideas delivered with all the talent and wit of a pile of horse shit. It is an insult to english literature, with it’s two-dimensional characters and simplistic, infantile themes and plots. Frankly, it should be taken out of print immediately: young people deserve better than to be subjected to such derivative, talentless crap. I’m glad to see that Fry now feels the same way, and I would personally urge him to get the audiobooks he recorded taken out of circulation: if I was him, I’d be sickened by the thought that this bigot was making money from my voice. The fact of the matter is, Rowling is now using her undeserved success as a platform to spread hate, and that platform should therefore be destroyed.

Shut Up Yanks!

I made this before yesterday’s appalling news broke, but mean it now more than ever.

The US is now dangerous and can no longer be allowed or trusted to dominate global affairs.

Absolute Folly

You know that, if the first words you utter when you turn on your computer and read the headlines in the morning are ‘oh shit!’, things aren’t as they should be. Like any other sane, thinking person, I am appalled by what is currently happening in the Middle East: what the US started today will have major, major repercussions. I went for a trundle this afternoon to try to collect my thoughts on the matter, stopping for an orange juice in Charlton Park. I thought going back to that little cafe where I have so many wonderful memories might help me think, without much luck. At the end of the day, there is not much anyone can say about the fact that one sovereign country has unilaterally attacked another entirely without provocation, and in doing so has ripped the international rule book to shreds. There is nothing any of us can do now but watch and see how things unfold, as if it was all some sort of strange, perverse film directed in equal parts by Alfred Hitchcock, Francis Ford Capella and Monty Python.

A Dark Door

To be honest I can’t decide what I think about yesterday and the assisted dying debate. I thought briefly about going up to Westminster to check out the campaigners, but decided not to as it was too hot and I didn’t want to get worked up. It’s a complex, highly emotional issue: like many disabled people, I worry that legalising assisted suicide opens the door to many dark consequences, such as people being coerced into ending their lives too early. On the other hand, if people have a right to get help to do things they want to do, surely that includes committing suicide: logically we can’t only give people help if we approve of what they are doing.

It’s a dark, thorny issue. I love life: I love living, having fun, going travelling, doing all kinds of crazy things. The idea of ending that, throwing it all away, is noxious to me, particularly after having lost so many good friends, including Lyn, far, far too early. I know full well how dark life can get, but that also teaches me to relish it, and live it as fully and enthusiastically as possible. The notion that someone would choose to end their lives when the world is full of so much potential frankly sickens me. Thus I must admit that part of me was appalled by the sight of the ‘Dignity in Dying’ campaigners cheering on Parliament Square yesterday afternoon – why cheer for death when you should be putting your energy into helping people to live?

But again, this is something I don’t want to get too worked up about. It’s a fraught, emotional issue which people on both sides feel extremely strongly about. I might pop up to Westminster later, just to check what’s going on; then again, it might be a better idea just to go watch the cricket.

Queuing for Pretentiousness

Oasis and the fact that tickets for their upcoming tour have gone on sale was on the news this morning. Inspired to blog about it, I just checked my archive, and my opinion of the band hasn’t changed since I wrote this entry: Liam and Noel Gallagher are still two talentless, arrogant wankers. What gets to me (in a mildly annoying way) is the obviously fake adoration they’re currently receiving. The beeb’s breakfast show I was just watching showed fans queuing outside ticket offices, as if it was somehow equivalent to a Beatles or Queen reunion. The thing is, many of the people there were obviously too young to have been alive when Oasis were actually together; either that or just wanted to tap into the band’s Northern chique, faux-anti-establishment brand. In other words, this didn’t have anything to do with wanting to listen to music, but was entirely pretentious.

Then again, I suppose the same accusation could be levelled at me when I was so enthusiastic to get tickets for Monty Python Live in 2014. Given that I wasn’t alive when Python first aired in the Seventies, was I just going with the Python-are-great vibe? Was I being pretentious, claiming to tap into a culture which I thought was trendy and fashionable? I don’t think so: although I was born post-Python, I had grown up in a household full of Monty Python References. I remember my dad singing The Lumberjack Song when I was little, not understanding why he would work all night and sleep all day. I remember being told about spam, and the song Jesus sang when he was on the cross. Most fondly of all, I remember watching Michael Palin’s travel programs on Sunday evenings. Thus when they reunited eleven years ago, my enthusiasm was entirely heartfelt and genuine. Those guys were and are legends and cultural icons; watching them live will always be one of the highlights of my life. My only regret looking back is that I didn’t get tickets for my parents to see the show too, as they were even bigger Python fans than I was.

Now, however, Oasis are trying to tap into the same kind of nostalgic vibe Python exhibited, but the difference now is that it is entirely superficial. These ‘fans’ don’t actually like Oasis, as much as they want to be seen to like Oasis. They seem to be under the gross misapprehension that being an Oasis fan makes you an anti-mainstream rebel, when the irony is that you can barely get more mainstream than these two generic, nauseating, unoriginal twits. Anyone genuinely into rock music would be queuing for tickets for the plethora of other actual rock concerts happening across the country this summer. But instead they put on their stupid hats and sunglasses, and try to imitate the mannerisms of two Mancunian wankers who never had a shred of musical talent in the first place.

America Is The Problem

Like everyone else, I’m waking up to the increasingly concerning news from the Middle East. It’s looking more and more likely that the US will become involved in the current conflict between Iran and Israel; and if that happens, there’s no telling what will happen. Without being hyperbolic, Russia could get involved, leading to a potential third world war. What makes me angry, though, is the fact that Iran had signed a deal on it’s nuclear capabilities and was being contained, until Donald Trump ripped it up solely because his predecessor Barack Obama got the credit for it. This crisis wouldn’t be happening were it not for Trump and his sickening ego.

I’m sorry to say this, but I think the case could be made that America/the US is the problem. Had it not been for their president, Iran would still be contained, Israel would not have felt it had the right to act so aggressively, and perhaps the United Nations could have calmed everything down. But because this group of self-important fuckwits across the Atlantic is currently the world’s preeminent superpower, we’re now hurtling towards armageddon! If you ask me – not that anyone is – it’s time for the era of American dominance to end, just as the era of British dominance did. With the election of Trump they have destabilised the world; the US can no longer be trusted to act logically or do the right things. America is the problem, and needs to be taken off it’s throne before the idiot leading it makes matters even worse.

Different Pictures Of The Same Parade

I’m not sure how much everyone else has heard about it, but I want to say something about the big military parade Trump apparently held for himself at the weekend. The thing is, I don’t have anything to base it on. There was absolutely nothing about it on the Beeb, so all I have to go on comes from Youtube. These days, I trust Youtube channels, especially American ones, less and less: they all seem to be biased this way or that. Things seem to have become especially questionable since the advent of CGI and AI – we can’t even trust things purporting to be photographs. Thus while one channel might show a huge glittering parade lined with adoring spectators, others might show long rows of empty seats. It’s extremely difficult to know who to go by, so I think I better just stay out of it.

Oh, what a mess we’ve got ourselves into.

One From Shives’ Heart

I think I really need to flag this Steve Shives video up today. As you may know, I’ve been watching Shives’ videos for a while: I think he’s one of the best film and TV analysts on Youtube, especially when it comes to franchises like Star Trek. In this vid, however, he discusses his adoration for Superman, particularly he earlier Superman films when he was played by Christopher Reeve. What interests me about this video is how, as Shives himself admits, he forgoes any in-depth discussion and instead just tries to convey his love and fascination with what he sees on screen. He knows that what he is watching is silly, campy and far fetched, but that somehow does not matter: Shives feels intrigued and compelled to watch. He does not use the term, but to me that is instantly recognisable as cinephilia, the discourse of filmic love I spent seven years analysing and writing about.

In a way this is cinephilia in it’s purest form. The way Shives picks out films, actors or just moments of film and speaks about them so adoringly is quintessentially cinephiliac. I was particularly struck by the moment when, two and a half to three minutes into the piece, Shives deviates slightly and starts talking about the moment he first saw Atticus Finch appear on screen. He had apparently been studying Harper Lee’s To Kill A Mockingbird at school, but this was the first time Shives had seen the film adaptation. Shives describes how he was struck by how Gregory Peck’s portrayal of Finch looked uncannily like he had imagined the character; how he had to stop himself ‘audibly gasping’; how amazed he felt at the sight of a character he had previously only imagined brought to life on screen. Shives might not use the term – or even know it – but what he is describing is a cinephiliac moment: a moment in a film when the viewer is absolutely taken by what they are seeing, although they can’t quite articulate why. It touches them on a deep, personal level; they feel compelled to explain and talk about it, even though it somehow seems to go beyond words.

To be honest I find it incredible to see one being expressed so clearly and obviously. Shives probably hasn’t read the literature surrounding cinephilia, let alone my zarking thesis, but this is a primary example of it’s development, and how it is emerging online more and more. The thing is, until Shives and commenters like him recognise what they produce as such, and start to talk about their love of film in and of itself, what they produce will always remain a form of fandom.

We Need To Speak Up For Hannah

I’m sorry to have to say this, but Becky Cheetham is still a nauseating, patronising bitch. I just came across this Youtube short from them, and instantly felt I needed to say something. In it, it seems that Becky’s disabled sister, Hannah, is celebrating her thirty-fifth birthday; but from the way her sister was treating her and talking to her you would think that she was only about five. As I explain at some length here this is a Youtube channel I have had major issues with for some time: at the end of the day, Hannah is being used essentially as a puppet to attract attention while her sister foregrounds herself to take all the credit. You don’t need to be an expert in film analysis to see how it’s shot like a human exhibiting her pet or a mother showing off her newborn baby. Quite frankly I find it sickening.

You can probably tell that I like blogging: I see it as my way of conveying my opinions to the world, and over the years I have blogged about all kinds of things. I relish the freedom and ability to do so. Yet it seems to me that Hannah Cheetham is being overtly denied such freedom, and instead is being used as a puppet, cued only to say things at her sister’s command. Perhaps she doesn’t feel entitled to speak out against her sister; perhaps she has been told that things have to be this way; perhaps this is some fucked up kind of Stockholm Syndrome. If so, then perhaps it is up to those of us with the ability to speak out against such things to do so. We have to say what we see, and what I see is a woman with just as much ability, potential and intelligence as I or anyone else has being used, patronised and silenced by her sister. I would love to hear what Hannah Cheetham thinks about things, but until her sickeningly condescending sister gets the fuck out of the way, I fear that won’t be possible.

The Crucible

Something cool happened yesterday, which I felt a tad guilty about at the same time. Unlike last Saturday the sun was shining, so yesterday morning I had what I assumed was a brilliant idea and emailed the Globe theatre. I explained what happened, about my powerchair, the rain, and why we missed half the play, asking if we could perhaps go to another performance. A couple of hours later I got a reply asking for our booking details, which of course I gave. I soon got another email back, informing me that we could go to the performance that afternoon. For a moment I was over the moon, until John, who was by then in the room, told me that he couldn’t go because he had things he needed to do here. I instantly felt extremely guilty: going to see The Crucible had been his idea in the first place, and I should have checked with him before I sent the email.

By that time, however, there was no time to get into that: it was almost one and the performance would apparently start at two. I hopped onto a bus and set off for the South Bank, feeling rather guilty but looking forward to what I was about to see.

Arthur Miller’s Crucible is a fascinating play. As I said last week, it was a text I studied at A Level, but I had never seen it performed live. The spectacle I was witness to yesterday afternoon was incredible. It’s a play where tension slowly builds and builds until, in the third act, it’s almost tangible, with all the characters accusing one another of witchcraft. Their denial only results in more suspicion, escalating to a riveting, heart-breaking, almost unbearable denouement. The way it was performed yesterday was jaw-dropping, and I really felt for the lead character, John Proctor, trapped in a position he had no way of escaping. This was theatre at it’s greatest.

Of course, Miller’s play is famously an allegory for the McCarthy witch hunts of the 1950s, so that’s what I kept thinking about throughout yesterday’s performance: what are we actually watching, and what might it mean? You only need to turn on the evening news to see that there is a crucible now burning in America far more dangerous, more insidious than either Proctor or Miller could ever have imagined; and I think that may have been among the reasons why this play is being performed at the Globe this summer. The timing cannot be ignored. A play illustrating the first time people in America descended into embittered, suspicious anarchy is actually about the second; but what might it now say about the third? What worries me is that this time, there won’t be any rapturous applause at the end.

As the play ended and I started to leave the theatre, of course I felt deeply satisfied: it had been a fascinating afternoon. But I needed to make sure I did two things: first I got a copy of Arthur Miller’s play so I could reread it and study it more deeply; but I also asked if John could go, perhaps in a few weeks, since he couldn’t come with me yesterday, and I’m glad to say he can.

Visiting Cambridge

I don’t really have much to report here today. Yesterday was a lovely day: I went to Cambridge with John, and then came back. He had some business to do at the university, and invited me to go with him, just so I could explore the city. It was a short, hour-long train trip from Liverpool Street, before I spent an afternoon in a beautiful little city. I enjoyed looking at all the book shops and cafes, but that’s about it. highlights included glimpsing the tree Newton apparently was sitting under when he came up with gravity, and (best of all) walking around the park where this was filmed.

No DLR Extension (This Time)

For some reason I seem to be becoming a London public transport geek. That is to say, London public transport is now one of the subjects I keep an eye on and am excited to hear news about. I want to know if there are any awesome new infrastructure projects like the Elisabeth Line in the works. I was disappointed, then, to hear yesterday that the DLR extension to Thamesmead hadn’t got the go-ahead: there was nothing about it in the Spending Review. I use the Docklands Light Railway quite regularly these days, and if you ask me it’s one of the coolest pieces of London Public Transport, as it winds it’s way over and under the east end. Best of all, all it’s stations are fully wheelchair accessible. Extending it beyond Woolwich into quite a neglected, undeveloped area of the capital could have breathed new life into it.

Then again, as many others are pointing out, that area already has a brand new Elisabeth Line station; and the fact that the DLR extension wasn’t announced this time doesn’t mean it won’t be announced in the autumn or next year. The same goes for the Bakerloo line extension to Lewisham. Such things have a funny way of getting built eventually in the capital. What I suppose I should be even more concerned about is infrastructure projects outside of the capital. The metropolis just got Crossrail, the biggest most expensive transport project in Europe; it can’t really complain. Are other areas of the UK seeing such investment? Around here I can just wheel onto a bus or into a DLR or tube station and get to wherever I want to go across the capital: I fear that that isn’t the case outside the metropolis. What about the more neglected areas of the country? I’ve heard that Manchester is getting an extension to it’s tram network, but what about Stoke-On-Trent, for instance? What about it’s infrastructure? I haven’t been there in quite some time, but from what I hear it has barely had any attention or investment in the last forty years. Such areas weren’t even mentioned yesterday. Surely places like Stoke should get the investment they need before we even start talking about yet another multi-billion pound project for the capital.

But You Don’t

Do you know what Muscular Dystrophy is, you stupid bitch? Do you know what MD does to young boys, slowly sapping their strength away? Do you know what it feels like to go in to school, day after day, and have to watch your classmates, boys you grew up with, fading away? Do you know what it’s like to wonder which of your friends will die next, until there are only two of you left by the time you’ve reached forty? Boys who all deserved long, happy lives, but the sight of whose grieving, distraught parents is now seared into your memory like molten iron pressed into flesh. I don’t think you do, because if you did, you wouldn’t have stood up on that bus back from Bexleyheath earlier and started to hand out leaflets about a god which can’t possibly exist. You wouldn’t have started to talk shit about how everyone should love Jesus, trying to indoctrinate your fellow passengers into believing in a god who, if he actually existed, did nothing to prevent the suffering of so many of your friends. A god you demand everyone should love, while being nothing but an entity of contempt, rage and malice.

You would understand why I reacted with such anger, disgust and horror, demanding that you either shut the fuck up or got off the bus, while you arrogantly went on spouting bullshit. You would understand why I for a moment wanted with every fibre of my being to put my hand out and break your neck for thinking you had a right to force everyone on the bus to believe the baseless nonsense you do, as if you were the purveyor of all knowledge. You would realise why I find you an arrogant, vile, brainwashed bitch, deserving nothing but my white hot fury. But you don’t, so in the end you went on your way thinking you have a right to come onto busses and try to spread your bullshit.

Finding Fields

I had a lovely long trundle yesterday. When I go out in my powerchair, I usually head up towards central London to check out the vibrant cultural hubs of Greenwich, Canary Wharf or Stratford. Getting into the metropolis proper is now easier than ever thanks to the Elisabeth Line. Yesterday, though, I headed in the opposite direction, south across Eltham towards Sidcup and Bexley. I seldom head that way, but yesterday I fancied a change. It wasn’t long until I noticed the traffic beginning to get quieter and the birdsong more noticeable; the landscape was also getting greener. An hour or so after setting out, I was fairly astonished to see I had found myself among fields! When I was young, I used to adore fields and the countryside of Cheshire: it seemed so pretty and wholesome. Now that I live in London, I have grown used to the vast urban labyrinth of tarmac and concrete. London’s parks are awesome, of course, but they are no replacement for the quiet, melancholic lanes of my childhood.

Yesterday, however, I had a taste of them once again. In fact I even passed a sign saying I had reached Kent! Of course I was still well within the M25, but at that point I decided that I would head that way a bit more. London feels smaller and smaller these days: no longer the vast urban expanse I once took it to be, but an easily navigated, walkable city. If the countryside is not in fact that far away, perhaps I’ll head that way again. Perhaps it’s time for me to get out of the city a bit more, daring to cross it’s orbital motorway which often feels so much like an impenetrable boundary.

Another Reason to Avoid Wetherspoons

Not that I go in to pubs much now that I have stopped drinking altogether, but I certainly think this Youtube documentary about the cultural impact of Wetherspoons is worth a watch. At an hour and a half it is a tad long, but I think it’s a shining example of just how advanced and sophisticated online video journalism is becoming. The guy who made it, Tom Nicolas, presents it as a travelogue from Cornwall to Scotland, visiting various Wetherspoons pubs on his way. But he intercuts this with information about the history of the franchise, it’s position in British culture, and his interview with it’s owner, Tim Martin. This gives rise to an extremely insightful film about an aspect of social life which on one level we might be fairly dismissive of (a pub is a pub, after all), but which is actually pretty revealing about UK culture and politics.

We hear how many people view Wetherspoons pubs as the pub equivalent of Macdonalds or Walmart, and to be honest I agree. Martin is revealed in this film to be a shallow, vapid, Outist piece of shit, who thought nothing of using the magazine associated with his pub chain to fool the larger-swilling morons who drink there into voting to Leave the EU. My need to avoid alcohol aside, having just watched this film my determination to avoid Wetherspoons pubs is now even stronger. Pubs should be welcoming, social, friendly places; hubs of social life. By taking them over one by one, however, Martin has reduced them to cesspits of right-wing politics no person of any class, style or education would be seen dead in.

Rain Stopped Play

I’m sorry to say that I don’t have the entry I thought I would write here this morning. I was really, really looking forward to last night. A couple of weeks ago, John suggested going to the Globe Theatre to watch The Crucible, and of course I was up for it. It is a play I studied for A-Level English, and seeing it at the awesome Shakespeare’s Globe would be a treat. I was extremely keen to see how it would be performed, and how it might be used to make a comment on contemporary American politics. I knew, of course, that it was a play about the Salem Witch Hunts, but that Arthur Miller used that history to make a statement about the Mccarthy Witch Hunts of the 1950s. Could performing the play now mean it was being used to say something about what is happening in America at the moment?

We got to the Globe about 45 minutes early, and killed the time on our Ipads (who knew seventeenth century playhouses have Wifi?). To be honest, the sky had been grey all day, so I was a bit concerned about the weather. In due course we were lead out, and I was allowed onto a wheelchair viewing platform among the groundlings right in front of the stage. It wasn’t raining, the play soon began, and we were quickly absorbed into Miller’s intriguing historic narrative. However, about half an hour into the play, the skies began to open, gently at first, then gradually heavier and heavier. I was obviously in my powerchair – allowing it’s control to get too wet would be a disaster.

Unfortunately, as the weather grew worse and John and I became increasingly soaked, we had no choice but to call it a day and head home. It was a great, great shame. I had been really looking forward to the performance, but we only got about a quarter of the way through it. I was extremely disappointed to say the least: it was a great play in an incredible venue. Oh well, I suppose seventeenth century groundlings obviously didn’t have powerchairs they had to keep dry!

Even The Most Vibrant Metropolises

You know, it’s weird: the more I explore London, the more captivating I find it, the more fascinated I am by it and the more deeply I fall in love with it as a city. That has been the case for the last fifteen years. These days, though, this fascination seems to give automatic rise to an even more intense curiosity about what lies beyond London. If London is this cool, what might other cities be like? Surely there must be even more awesome cities out there, just waiting for me to explore them. I suppose such an evolution of feeling was inevitable: the paths I regularly take in my powerchair, once so intriguing, are beginning to get tiresome. It just goes to show that even the most vibrant, captivating metropolises can start to feel dull after a while. Yet, it isn’t that I have started to dislike London; more like my fascination with it has spawned a growing desire to know what might lie beyond it, in the world’s other great cities.

Time For American Exceptionalism To End

When you think about the United States of America, by and large three of the most prominent things which probably pop into your mind are film, spaceflight and the internet. These are the three things the USA is most famous for; the three things Americans like to brag about inventing or leading the world on. The thing is, when you look at it, America doesn’t deserve the credit for any of them. Film, and especially filmic grammar, is essentially a french invention of the first half of the twentieth century. NASA would never have got into space without the progress made by German scientists among others. And we have a Brit, Sir Tim Berners-Lee, to thank for the World Wide Web. Thus, for all their bravado and bragging, I think it’s time we recognised that America and Americans aren’t as special as they claim, especially as their country edges closer and closer towards fascism. If we are ever going to break the USA off it’s current, dangerous path, surely we must let our American friends know that what they are doing is unacceptable, and that their country is nowhere near as exceptional or special as they think. They can’t take the credit for everything they like to claim the credit for, and the wider world would get on perfectly well without them.

Of course I take no pleasure in expressing this much animosity toward an entire nation, but the way the US is now behaving through it’s current president means it does not deserve the respect it had until recently. We must collectively show Americans our displeasure at the path that they have chosen. That means recognising that their healthcare system is abhorrent and their education system woeful, among many other things. America is not great and frankly never was, and it’s time the rest of us made that clear to them.

Trouble With Teenagers

I’m afraid to say that I’m really, really starting to dislike kids. By kids I mean teenagers, aged between about thirteen and seventeen. It might just be my perspective, but they all seem to have developed an arrogant, cocksure, undeserved worldliness that is completely misplaced: they are still essentially children, but they seem to think they’re adults. For instance, I was in Starbucks in Kidbrooke earlier enjoying a  cuppaccino, when three youngsters from the nearby school came and sat at the table next to me. At first I thought little of it, but when they began to talk about American history I began to become interested. They were discussing the origins of Thanksgiving, so I thought I would intercede by pointing out that it was just part of the American self-justifying, self-aggandising mythos.

As usual I tapped what I wanted to say into my Ipad and then tried to play it to them. However, to my horror and frustration, they ignored me completely, acting as if I didn’t exist. I tried again and got the same response. Now, I know I was a stranger and that perhaps I should have just let them be, but I find that introducing myself in this way is a good way of helping young people get to know people like myself, and showing them that, at the end of the day, we’re just like anyone else. The way they ignored me, however, struck me as downright rude: they seemed to have a sneering, contemptuous attitude, as if they thought themselves better than me and everyone else in the room. The least they could have done was note my presence and show me some respect.

Perhaps I’m just getting old; perhaps I’m just turning into a cranky old man who thinks young people should know how to behave. Yet the attitude those kids seemed to have this morning stunned me, and it seems to be becoming more and more widespread. I was just trying to introduce myself, but all I got in return was arrogance.

Religious Ipad Word Prediction

I have noted here before quite a few times that I use an Ipad as my communication aid. On the whole I must say I think it’s pretty cool: it’s just as good as any standard, bespoke VOCA, and when I’m not using it to talk to people I can also use it for things like blogging or checking my email. However, the Ipad has one major, nagging issue which I’m not at all happy about. For some reason, the word prediction on it has some kind of religious, christian bias. That is to say, the words it suggests, no matter which app I’m using, seem to nearly always be religious. For example, if I use a capital C it will suggest ‘Christ’, or if I type ‘I’m going to’ it will suggest ‘Church’. As an atheist this is very annoying, even infuriating. Apple is a respectable, international company of course, so I wouldn’t expect this from them. I wonder whether anyone else has come across this stupid bias, and what is behind it.

Brief Breakfasts Are Sometimes Best

Breakfast was quite brief this morning: my PA Abdul arrived at about half seven, made my coffee and toast, helped me with my shoes and socks, did another couple of things and got on his way. Obviously, things usually take a bit longer, but today Abdul had somewhere else to get to so it was quick and efficient. Frankly, that’s fine by me: I’m now fed, caffeinated and ready for the day; after writing this I’ll get in my powerchair and set off to continue exploring the world’s greatest city. Then, this evening, I’ll get back home and wait for Abdul to arrive again to cook dinner. That’s just the way I like it.

The thing is, there was a time when this would have been unimaginable. Growing up, I tended to assume that I would always need constant help; either that or I would always live at home with my parents like a perpetual adolescent. The notion that I would one day have my own flat in South London, the ability to go in and out and roam around as I pleased, choosing what I wanted to eat and where I want to go, would have seemed absurd – even scary. The assumption was that I’d be unable to do anything without the help of my parents or an able-bodied person. Fortunately, my experience living on campus at university, then moving down to live with Lyn in 2010, put an end to that.

However, many disabled people still seem to think that way. There seems to be a residual assumption, especially among people with CP, that they need a personal assistant constantly with them, and that they wouldn’t be able to function without twelve or even twenty-four hour help. Although there is an element of ‘to each their own’ to this, frankly I fail to see how anyone can live like that. These days, I enjoy being by myself and doing my own thing: in my chair I can go where I want; if I fancy a coffee I’ll pop into Costa or Starbuck’s; when I feel like lunch I’ll grab a wrap; if I need to communicate with anyone I’ll just tap it into my Ipad. Inaccessible shops and tube stations aside, I have more or less the same abilities as any other citizen. Then, in the evenings I return home and wait for my PA to arrive to cook dinner.

I think this is a healthy way to go about things. Obviously, there will be periods when I need far more assistance: when I go abroad I naturally go with someone like John. Whereas at home I can quite easily feed myself using my Neater Eater, it would be hard to carry such equipment across places like India or Morocco. The same goes for my powerchair, which is why when I go abroad I take my manual chair, and therefore require far more support. Besides, it’s always far nicer to travel with a friend.

Here at home though, living in my own flat which I can go in and out of at will, I don’t see why I would need anyone here with me more than they currently are. If I had someone with me for eight or twelve hours a day, following me around on my trundles across the metropolis, I daresay things would soon become untenable. Thus this is the way I like things; and I know that, when I need more help, it is only a message over Facebook away. I firmly believe that is the healthiest attitude to have, and that thinking you need constant support and a personal assistant 24/7 ultimately traps people with conditions like Cerebral Palsy in a form of perpetual childhood.

I find myself wishing that I could somehow go back and tell my younger self how things would turn out: how, while mum’s dinners might be both delicious and dependable, it would one day be far cooler to do my own shopping before asking my PA to cook what I fancy. That, rather than being the hostile, frightening place I once assumed it to be, the world was crammed with more wonder and excitement than I could ever have imagined. That is one of the reasons why I blog: if there are any young disabled people out there as timid as I once was, I want to tell them that, once all the basics are in order, they are ultimately just as able as anyone else.

The World Must Save America

I just came across this video about Donald Trump on the Occupy Democrats Youtube channel. I think it’s a reputable source, so we can probably trust it. It picks up on a theme which I’ve come across quite a bit recently: Trump’s mental health. It’s becoming clearer and clearer that the guy has significant psychological problems. I don’t just mean his intelligence, which is obviously lacking, but his very grip on reality. Apparently, rather than through normal daily briefings, the only way White House staff can supply Trump with the information that he needs is through Fox-style news bulletins. He seems to have the attention span if not the entire demeanour of a four year old.

As much as I like to champion human diversity, and as much as I know that it is wrong for countries to interfere in the democratic affairs of others, it’s becoming clearer and clearer that the wider world cannot sit back and watch as it’s foremost superpower descends into a form of fascistic chaos. Putting aside the fact that I think the era of US primacy should now be ending, it is still the worlds biggest economy and most powerful military: if we sit back and watch this mentally ill man drive it over a cliff, the chances are it will drag the rest of the world down with it. There is no telling what chaos will then unfold, but I daresay we’re just seeing the start of it. Surely we must take some kind of action as soon as we can to avert the US and the wider world from it’s present horrifying course.

Trump is obviously unfit for office: if US civil structures prohibit them from relieving him of power on medical grounds, at the end of the day the wider world has no choice but to act. The consequences of not doing so – of sitting back and watching as our foremost superpower drops into a deranged kind of fascism – are simply too hideous to contemplate.